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There is a pot of tea on Zhuge Liang's podium The pot is a transparent glass pot. The tea in the pot is Pu 'er cooked tea. The tea color is bright red and transparent, and the tea fragrance is emitted from the spout. This is a good pot of Pu 'er.
Zhuge Liang said to the students in the audience:
Why do you want to study? Because after reading a book and drinking this pot of good tea soup, you will describe it like this:
The smell is as fragrant as blue;
Full and pure taste;
Round and poetic, with a sweet aftertaste;
The teeth and cheeks are fragrant and full of charm;
Heaven and earth are the best in tea.
If you don't study, you will be like Wei.
After that, Zhuge Liang shouted to Wei Yan, who was standing guard with a big knife at the school gate: Wei Yan, come to the classroom!
Wei brought the teacher into the classroom. Zhuge Liang poured Wei Yan a big cup of tea and said that it was too hot and hard. Have a cup of tea.
Wei Yan took the tea and gulped it down with his neck upturned.
Zhuge Liang saw that Wei Yan had finished drinking, so he asked, What's the taste of tea?
Wei Yan wiped her mouth and said, Lie in the trough! This tea is delicious!
In an instant, a burst of laughter broke out in the classroom, and Zhuge Liang, Ma Su, Yang Yi and Jiang all burst into tears.
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