Who has a cold joke! thank you

Cold jokes are usually not ironic, just nonsense and obscure jokes. Examples are as follows:

1. There is a hide-and-seek club, and the head hasn't been found yet.

2. A person looks like an onion and cries while walking.

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire.

Why don't you say hello to the rare steak? Because they don't know each other.

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly feels so hot. He said, it's too hot, I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

6. Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself.

7. Once upon a time, there was a bird that passed through a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn! ! ! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was very cold.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew.