How to send humorous sentences in a circle of friends when there is traffic jam

1, traffic jam is not the most depressing thing, the most depressing thing is that you are stuck in traffic jam, and your car GPS says, "You have reached your destination!"

2. You can play Texas Hold 'em in traffic jams, or play chess or even badminton!

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between you and me.

4. The car next to me suddenly began to drift in the traffic jam, so I could only watch his taillight drift away.

5. When there was traffic jam, I began to doubt life, even the fact that the earth was round.

6. Time seems to stop when there is traffic jam, but the power of my mobile phone drops at an alarming rate.

7. When there was a traffic jam, I began to think about the meaning of life, and the conclusion was that I should lie at home.

8. As soon as there was a traffic jam, I began to think of myself as a tank, and then I went on a rampage and was invincible.

9. When I was in traffic jam, I looked ahead, and the traffic in front looked like a string of Sugar-Coated Berry.

10, I began to doubt my driving skills and even began to consider walking home when I was caught in a traffic jam.

1 1. When I was caught in a traffic jam, I began to imagine myself as a bird and then flew directly from the roof.

12, when there was a traffic jam, I began to think about why humans invented cars.

13, as soon as there is a traffic jam, I begin to doubt whether there is such a thing as "no traffic jam" in this world.

14, when there was a traffic jam, I began to think of myself as an ambulance, and then honked the horn all the way to run the red light, unimpeded.

15, when there was a traffic jam, I began to think, if all cars were replaced by bicycles, would the world be better?