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Big Nutbrown hare is ill. Second Nutbrown hare, look at the horror of this story. Please explain it.
This is a secret murder of a rabbit:
1. First of all, rabbits are also classy. Big rabbit is ill. To cure his illness, we must do whatever it takes, even sacrifice a rabbit as a medicine guide.
2. The big rabbit was sick, but the five rabbits died, apparently being made into a drug primer.
3. "Buy medicine" is actually a slang word, because in fact only some simple herbs are needed, mainly drug introduction, so this "buy medicine" refers to killing rabbits used as drug introduction, and the third rabbit is a killer.
4. Why are the five rabbits used as drug introduction? Because which rabbit is suitable for drug introduction is decided by the doctor, and the second rabbit is the doctor.
5. It can be concluded that two rabbits killed five rabbits with a knife. What's the problem between them? Maybe it's love killing, because of a female rabbit.
6. Who is the mother rabbit? Think about it, women love to cry, so Nine Rabbits are female rabbits, and Nine Rabbits know the truth, so they cry because they love Five Rabbits.
7. "Six rabbits lift" is obviously a sick sentence. How can a rabbit lift it? He was obviously carried, because he was dead, so he was carried The two rabbits who carried him then dug a hole and buried the body. Yes, it was seven or eight rabbits who carried him!
8. were six rabbits killed by seven or eight rabbits? No, it was killed by the killer three rabbits. The third rabbit didn't want to kill him. The fifth rabbit and the sixth rabbit had a very good relationship. At that time, they happened to be together and fought together, so the third rabbit killed them together.
9. The last point is analyzed, which may be redundant. The thing is, three rabbits and five or six rabbits were fighting, which attracted seven or eight rabbits. When the five or six rabbits were killed, the three rabbits had no strength, and besides, the seven or eight rabbits were usually obedient and would not tell on them. Therefore, the three rabbits spared seven or eight rabbits and let them carry six rabbits away and bury them. At first glance, the seven or eight rabbits saved their lives. Anyway, things happened irretrievably, so they had to do it.
You will find that the relationship between every two rabbits is subtle.
1-2 Big Rabbit looks like the emperor, and Second Rabbit is the villain who slanders him.
3-4 Three Rabbits are killers, and Four Rabbits are pharmacists. Both of them help others to abuse. Four Rabbits often make some medicine for the emperor, which makes him sick, and personally cooks rabbits as a drug guide.
5-6 A pair of good friends often sing poems together and are not afraid of evil forces. The five rabbits are very talented. No wonder they are loved by the nine rabbits and envied by the two rabbits. Birds of a feather flock together, and the six rabbits are also very talented. Unfortunately, they all belong to literati, and their martial arts together have never beaten the three rabbits.
7-8 is also a pair of good friends, but they belong to the type of falling with the wind. They are willing to do anything to save their lives, which is not bad in nature, but they are often instructed by bad people to do bad things.
9-1 When a woman cries, there must be a man who loves her, and she must cry for the man she loves. Unfortunately, the rabbit who loves her and the rabbit she loves are not a rabbit. Obviously, Ten Rabbits have a crush on Nine Rabbits and care about her. When he sees her crying, of course he wants to ask why.
Postscript 1:
Looking back at article 5, love killing is not just a random guess. Looking at the overall situation, two rabbits have a high position, but even so, there is something that it can't achieve, that is true love. So this is probably the reason why he killed the five rabbits, and the five rabbits are honest, so they should always do the right thing with him at ordinary times, so there is a supplement to the killing heart
reasoning
(1) As a complete story, there must be a causal relationship. This story has fruit (that is, love killing, we will talk about it below), but there is no cause, so it seems incomplete, that is, why is Big Rabbit sick? Illness for no reason has caused the following bloody cases? Obviously not.
(2) From a strict logical point of view, the appearance of all the characters in this story is related, and there is a causal relationship between each rabbit in sequence, such as: big rabbit and two rabbits, two rabbits and three rabbits, three rabbits and four rabbits (this has been roughly explained above, so I won't go further), but everyone doesn't think that the appearance of ten rabbits seems to be here.
Conclusion:
According to the above inference, we all ignore the key point of this story, that is, the Ten Rabbits. Why did he appear in this story? Is it just for a word from nine rabbits? Wrong, this is a premeditated murder case. Moreover, ten rabbits are the mastermind of this case (not two rabbits), and all the other rabbits are a pawn in his overall plan. The incident process is roughly as follows (supplementary above)
(1) Ten rabbits like nine rabbits and nine rabbits don't like him.
(2) Five rabbits and nine rabbits like each other.
(3) Ten rabbits are jealous.
(4) Ten rabbits are the closest people to Big Rabbit, and they know all about the relationships among other rabbits (that is, they know what will happen next if Big Rabbit gets sick), (for example, Ten rabbits are like Ao Bai, and Big Rabbit is Kangxi)
(5) Five rabbits are also powerful people in the DPRK, and Ten rabbits can't dispose of him casually
(6). Then everything happened as mentioned above ...
So, the main thread that runs through the whole story is the Ten Rabbits, who is the end of this story and the main reason of this story, so that this logic is seamless, and the name of the story is: impeded.
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