Ask a joke about house prices.

1. A person is put into a grave after death. He was very satisfied and said, "Thanks to the government for finally solving the housing problem for me!"

I am not afraid of high housing prices. I can build a thatched shed in the country. I can buy a square meter of money in the city to build hundreds of square meters of thatched sheds. Ventilation on all sides, sunny, fresh air, no swimming pool area. When the thatched shed is blown down by the wind, maybe I will learn from Du Fu, a great poet in the Tang Dynasty, and write such a famous sentence as "The thatched cottage was broken by the autumn wind".

3, high housing prices, high housing prices, you can bring us poor people together when you have money; High housing prices, high housing prices, ordinary people can only look at tall buildings and sigh; High housing prices, high housing prices, how can the land of the country be like this? High housing prices, high housing prices, hard-earned money is earned by the government and developers.

4. Adapted from Tian Zhen's new song "Above the Moon") I'm looking at how many house prices are rising freely above the market. Yesterday has been forgotten and the house has been dried. I want to meet you again on the road without a house. House prices have been pulled down and prices have gone up. The day I have a house is far away in heaven. Oh, oh, oh, who is calling, how long the market is, and the desire to make money is like white clouds. Cut the meat in the east, feed the wolves in the west, and send a pile of money to the bank. Where is the house in the vicissitudes of housing prices? Discuss with go-vern ment: Let the house price come down.

5, Confucius: Ascendant is like a husband, not giving up day and night.

Sun Tzu: Housing is a national event, a place of life and death, and a way to survive. House prices are definitely unstable.

Cao Cao: Why buy a house? Only the mortgage.

Du Fu: An Neng arranges thousands of rooms, which makes the people in affordable housing happy.

Li Bai: Li Bai was about to take a boat when he heard the noise of the property market. The peach blossom pool was deep in thousands of feet, which was not as sad as the bears.

Tian Wen details: Since ancient times, no one has died in life, providing a good house on earth.

Lu You: I knew everything was empty when I died, but I was sad that the price had come down. When Julian Waghann calmed down the house price, I didn't forget to tell him about the family sacrifice.

Li Qingzhao: 65438+100000 per flat, how can it be expensive?

Liu Yong: since ancient times, feelings have hurt and left, not to mention that house prices are getting higher every day.

Su Shi: People have joys and sorrows, and the property market bubble is endless. This matter is old and difficult.

Xin Qiji: There are thousands of rooms in Qian Qian in the crowd. When I look back, the rooms are in the remote suburbs.