Seek an ancient poem, easy to remember, funny, but true!

The first one is whether unofficial history's uncertainty exists, and Ouyang Xiu's.

I already know you, but you are not ashamed.

Ouyang Xiu was a great poet in the Song Dynasty. Many people visited him and asked him for poems. There is a dude who can write a few poems, not convinced. He said to everyone: "Ouyang Xiu is also carrying a head on two shoulders. What's the big deal! I have to compete with him. " This day, he went to find Ouyang Xiu. On the way, he met a middle-aged man and asked, "Dude, did you go to see Ouyang Xiu?" The middle-aged man nodded and said, "Yes!" So they walked all the way. My buddy told him about going to Ouyang Xiu. The middle-aged man said, "It seems that you are very knowledgeable. How about writing a poem? " My buddy saw a dead tree in front of him and casually said, "A dead tree in front of him is divided into two branches." The middle-aged man went on to say, "On the solstice of spring, moss becomes leaves, and in winter, snow becomes flowers." Dude, listen to music. "Yes, man. With you, I am even less afraid of Ouyang Xiu. " As they walked, they saw a flock of geese jump into the river. Dude was excited again: "A flock of geese across the street jumped into the river." The middle-aged man went on to say, "The hair is blue and undulating, and the neck is curved and clear." The buddy looked at the middle-aged man up and down and said, "I didn't expect you to be really good." Go, get on the boat. "Crossing the river is not far from Ouyang Xiu's home." They got on the boat, and the buddy was still showing off: "You and I are in the same boat, go find Ouyang Xiu." The middle-aged man smiled and added, "Xiu already knows you, but you don't know how to fix it."

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Ancient poems are still funny, so the answer probably needs to be found in limerick.

The most famous limerick should be Lao Han's, although it is only modern in the Republic of China, but. . . It's really funny.

During the Republic of China, warlord Han Fuqu became the chairman of Shandong Province. Ignorant, he couldn't recognize a Kuang Luo in Chinese characters and played countless jokes. However, he was unaware of it and liked the people to call him "Han Qingtian", which made him complacent. The following are his poems:

1, chanting mount tai

Looking at Mount Tai from a distance, it was dark.

Fine on the top and thick on the bottom.

One day, the other way around.

Fine at the bottom and thick at the top.

Similarly:

2, chanting lightning

Suddenly the sky burst into flames.

Maybe the fairy wants to smoke.

If it weren't for smoking

Why is it hot?

3. Daming Lake

Daming Lake Hu Ming University

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake.

There are toads on the lotus.

Poke and jump.

Han Fuqu, a native of Baxian County, Hebei Province, was a man of the hour in the Republic of China. He served as the chairman of Shandong Province for seven years and became the longest-serving provincial chairman under Chiang Kai-shek. When he was the chairman of Shandong Province, he paid attention to military affairs, politics, finance and justice, just like a "local tyrant" who divided a province and became a lean man.