Besides the "marriage" part, what other witticisms do you know about Fortress Besieged?

Mr. Qian Zhongshu combined his linguistic genius with extremely profound knowledge, and made a name for himself with Fortress Besieged. Among them, some classic sentences in Fortress Besieged make us relish, and we have to admire Mr. Qian's humor and wisdom.

1. The malice of honest people, like grit in rice or unclean thorns in boneless fish fillets, will give people an unexpected pain.

(What have you done to drive out the malice of honest people? Don't bully honest people! )

2. Miss Su's ideal self is: "as gorgeous as peaches and plums, as cold as ice", which makes Fang Hong admire sadly and then prostrate himself in courtship. Who knows that although the climate is about 1 degrees Fahrenheit every day, this sweet and cold ice cream style will not work.

(Is this the explanation of "if you don't do it, you won't die")

3. It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is solemn, just as roses are biologically called "woody leafy plants of Rosaceae" or the legal term for divorcing their wives is "divorce by agreement".

(I don't know, single Wang said I don't understand ~)

4. The modern girl who hates small cities most in her life, outdated fashion and rural urbanization, is just like a suit made by a tailor in China, in which the old clothes of foreigners are patched on two sides and the sleeves and trousers are also made according to the style.

(This is not the legendary non-mainstream, is it? )

1. Cao Yuanlang thinks that Fang Hung-chien knows German almost as well as himself, and he is a student of China Literature Department, even less brilliant ―― because in college, science students look down on liberal arts students, foreign language departments look down on China Literature Department, China Literature Department looks down on philosophy students, philosophy students look down on sociology students, and sociology students look down on education students, who can only look down on their husbands.

(the liberal arts students expressed dissatisfaction! ! )

2. If you borrow something and return it, a book can be used as an excuse for two contacts, and there is no trace. This is the inevitable preliminary love between men and women. When you borrow a book, the problem will be big. (This is really not a routine! )

3. For an ugly person, it is cruel to look closely ―― unless he is a bad person, you should punish him.

(why punish people when they have done nothing wrong? Besides, no one who can dress up will be ugly.)

4. Traveling is the most tiring and troublesome time, which makes people show their true colors. Only those who don't hate each other after a long and hard journey can make friends. The honeymoon trip after marriage is in reverse order. We should travel together for one month. After a month of traveling, the two sides have not seen through each other, talked with each other, quarreled and turned against each other, but also maintained the original engagement. This kind of couple promises not to divorce. About the meaning of travel, about making friends, I have been taught! )