Shazi sparerib

The fool's name is Gener, and his big name is Huo Shungen.

A fool is not really stupid, but his brain is a little lacking.

Idiot ribs and I entered school in the same year. By rights, he should be my classmate.

I still remember what I looked like when I entered school.

Our school is a small village, not a complete primary school, only grades one to three. There is only one teacher in each grade, including language, mathematics, sports and pronunciation. The teacher who teaches the first grade is an uncle of mine. When he enters school, he always asks some simple questions. I don't know whether he is testing our IQ or just having fun.

At that time, I didn't know what question he asked me, but I still remember the question he asked that fool.

At that time, he sat there, pointed a stick at the hall and asked the fool, "Which room is this?"

The fool looked at it, and unknown so muttered, "This is the house!"

Both my uncle and my teacher have helpless and embarrassed expressions on their faces. I guess he tried to hold back his laughter because the parents of several students who came with him couldn't help laughing.

The teacher still refused to give up and pointed to the east wing and asked the fool, "which room is this?" When everyone saw it, they all knew it was the East Room, but they didn't know what the ribs were talking about. They all looked at him with expectant eyes.

Confused and thoughtful, I finally popped out a sentence from my mouth: "This is the house."

After listening to his words, everyone smiled and shook their heads.

My uncle, a first-grade teacher, seems to be unwilling to give up, pointing to the west wing and asking, "Which room is this?"

The fool's answer is surprisingly consistent, "This is the house."

No one can hold it any longer, everyone is laughing their heads off, including my uncle and teacher. Genji's father, embarrassed, pulled Genji over, punched and kicked him, pointed to the east wing and asked Genji, "Tell me, which room is this?"

The ribs still replied, "This is the house."

The father of ribs had no choice.

When our uncle and teacher finished laughing, they said to their father, "You can't do this to this child! It may be a bit stupid and can't go to school. "

His father immediately bent down, let the smoke pass, let the fire pass, and said humbly to the teacher, "I know, I know, he is not the material for reading, but if you don't let him study, why should he do it?" He is still young. "Say that finish, he looked at the ribs.

Rib cramps, eyes fixed on the ground, as if he thought something terrible would drill out of the ground, and he wanted to prepare in advance.

The teacher looked at the ribs and said nothing. Reluctantly, she accepted him.

Root is certainly not a piece of reading material, otherwise it would not be called a fool's root.

Surprisingly, he was admitted to junior high school. You know, at that time, our junior high school was not in line with the Bird's Nest, and not everyone could pass the exam.

This is really a bit ridiculous.

Before the junior high school exam, the fool was still touching mussels in the river, looking confident or confused.

We passed him and asked him, "ribs, the exam is coming soon." Why don't you study? "

Xi Xi smiled, leaned down, fished out a clam shell from the river and said, "Don't worry, don't worry." When he said this, he looked like a wise man.

Everyone laughed and said, "ribs, don't be small (bluffing), you can't pass the exam."

The ribs still smiled and said, "Do you know if you can do it?" Do you know that?/You know what? How did you know? ) "ribs said this, and like a fool.

Facts have proved that we are all "capable" and have all passed the exam.

But everyone still thinks Genji is a fool, or he is a fool at all.

His joke about "that house" has spread all over the village for many years. People were still laughing at him until he entered junior high school.

Once, he came back from junior high school and went to the street in the village. In the street, some idle people get together to chat. When they see the root, they stop it.

"Ribs," he shouted.

The ribs stopped.

"ribs, which one is this?" He pointed to a room and asked casually.

Everyone is full of expectations, but a little dismissive, staring at the ribs, wondering if the ribs have changed for so many years.

Without thinking, the ribs said, "This is the house."

"Ha ha ha ha." Everyone seemed to be relieved and laughed without scruple. The ribs ignored them and went straight home.

Since then, more and more people have asked the question "which house is this", as if everyone had lost their way at once. The answer is still the same, they are still indifferent to their shameful smiles.

After he was admitted to junior high school, his studies gradually failed, or he couldn't keep up. He finally graduated from junior high school and could never go to school again. I estimate that this may have reached his limit.

After graduating from junior high school, ribs went out to work for several years. It is said that they often send money home, but rarely.

After a few years, the ribs came back. At that time, I had gone to college, went home in the summer vacation and met him.

I saw him wearing a white T-shirt, black overalls and white sneakers. The whole person looks refreshed a lot, but his clothes are a little messy and his brow is a little silly.

When he meets people, he makes them smoke. Everyone took his cigarette and teased him: "ribs, you have had a good life these years!" "

The ribs still smiled symbolically: "Do you know? Do you know? "

A nosy person started asking that topic again. I saw him spit out a cigarette from a sparerib and casually pointed to a house and asked, "Sparerib, which house is this?"

The ribs looked at it and smiled cunningly: "Which direction do you want to look?"

When the ribs said this, they were actually a little stupid.

Hearing this, everyone was shocked. I didn't expect ribs to answer like this. I'm a little surprised and disappointed.

"Which way is it?" Someone asked him.

Gner said: "The south is the main room, the west is the east room, and the east is the Westinghouse." The answer is logical, logical and correct. No one knows where he got the answer, and whether he knew the answer from the beginning.

Always a fool's ribs, he finally got smart once. He gets bored when everyone looks at it. Since then, no one has asked him this question.

After the ribs came back, he wouldn't go out, not because he didn't want to, but because he couldn't. The ribs' father is going to marry him and not let him go out.

The ribs also obediently followed their father on blind dates everywhere.

No good girl wants to marry him, because his silly image is famous in the village and outside.

No way, his father found him a mute, and in this way, he stuffed a lot of bride price into it before marrying him back.

His father tightened his belt again and got into the courtyard at the western end of the village to let the couple live in.

The wedding day of ribs was quiet, and his father had no extra money to arrange his wedding.

People in the village have lost interest in spareribs. His wife looks crooked and few people look at her. His father is not a prominent figure in the village, and there are not many people to help him, so it is deserted.

Except for the western end of the village, there seems to be no big change in the village. Ribs are still ribs, but when he fell to the ground, there was one more person behind him, and that was his wife, mute.

Although the mute can't speak, he looks smart. In the words of the villagers, he is "stupid and stupid". I don't know what the silly nature here means. It seems that she is good at housework and takes good care of her roots, but she is selfish and doesn't care much about others. She only cares about her roots and obeys her.

After a year or two, ribs' wife became pregnant and gave birth to a boy, who was ugly, with a small nose and eyes, unlike ribs and his wife, and what was more suspicious was that the boy was very smart, unlike ribs.

The villagers have a new topic around ribs, saying that children are not their own.

During the chat, someone asked the ribs half jokingly, "ribs, I heard that your wife thinks you stink and won't let you go to bed?"

"Ha ha ha ha!" Everyone laughed and recognized what it meant.

Ribs still hey hey smile: "What can I do, you know? Do you know? "

When they saw that he was not on the right track, they said, "You are a good wife and you are stupid. You have to observe carefully. " I will laugh again when I finish.

Ribs still smiled: "This is nature, this is nature."

They don't know if the ribs know, but they feel bored and stop talking.

But the ribs have changed, and they are not so obedient to their wives. They started beating their wives and drinking. Although ribs used to drink and he seldom drank, it's different now.

He often gets drunk as a fiddler. After drinking, he dances, sings and dances. He is reckless and often ignores him, and his wife dares not take care of him.

Finally, one day, the ribs had an accident while drinking.

That was the year before last. The main street in the village is paved with asphalt, and street lamps are installed on the roadside. Maybe it's a planning problem. There is a street lamp at the door of a family in the east of the sparerib house, and there is also a street lamp at the door of a family in the west of the sparerib house, but there is no street lamp at the door of the sparerib house.

Grumpy, he found a village cadre and asked for a lamp to put in front of his house.

Of course, village cadres ignored him.

After drinking, he would sit at home and scold. Who doesn't know? The village cadres are his uncles, so they probably dare not scold him.

The villagers who heard him scold gathered together and all giggled at him.

One of them said half jokingly, "Yes, how is that possible? Everyone has a street lamp, but our family doesn't. Isn't that looking down on us? "

Others said, "Yes, yes. If I were you, I would climb to the pole and remove the street lamp. "

As soon as this word came out, he got up stupidly, like a chicken blood, suddenly stood up and walked towards the street lamp in the west.

They followed him.

He came to the street lamp, looked up and climbed up with a telephone pole. I don't know why, he got up easily, as easily as picking dates on a jujube tree.

He climbed onto the light bulb and pulled it down. If you can't pull it, hit the light bulb with your hand.

"Crash", the light bulb broke, and the ribs were very satisfied.

Satisfied ribs have been unhappy for a long time. One of them accidentally fell from a telephone pole and fell straight on the asphalt road, bleeding a lot on his head.

Before being sent to the county hospital, the ribs were already dead.

It is said that on the day he was buried, everyone consciously went to help. It was already the little boy's son who cried very sadly and the world was moved by it.