Elevator horror joke

1. I will take a taxi alone. The driver asked me: Where are you two going? 2. A man walked out of the scene of a car accident and someone stopped him: Hey! Your hand is still in the car! The car was driving very fast, and an old woman looked at me from the window. 4, driving a motorcycle to pick up my girlfriend from work, it was a little cold in the middle of the night, and my girlfriend gently opened her arms and hugged me. Suddenly she touched my face: "Is it cold?" Just want to interface suddenly found that the waist girlfriend's hand has not left, ah! 5, surfing the Internet last night, my friend suddenly knocked on my window and asked me out to play ~! I was about to open the window and said I couldn't go, but suddenly I remembered that I had moved from 1 building to 10 building ~ ~ Who is that? 6. In the middle of the night, I woke up from a nightmare and saw my brother sitting by the bed. He gently asked me, "What's the matter?" I said: I dreamed that a group of ghosts with heads were chasing me! Is that so? After that, my brother cut off his head. 7. The office elevator only stops at15-30th floor. Xiao F, who works on the 30th floor, works overtime until late at night and then goes downstairs by elevator alone. There is no one outside the door. Finally, she stopped at the entrance of 14 floor and said, it's so crowded. I want to come in, too ......