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When I was different from the world, Ashin's speech in the 2013-10-04 issue of "Let's Talk"

Hello everyone, in fact, the program "Let's Talk" is particularly suitable and right for me to give a speech today. Because when I was very young, I participated in a speech contest. Do you want to hear what I said during the speech contest? Teacher, hello classmates, I am Chen Xinhong from Class 12, Grade 3. The title of my speech today is... gone! Then I stood there for three minutes and then stepped off the stage, so I was very nervous today.

To be honest, I also participated in the choir selection when I was in elementary school. Then I only sang two notes, and the teacher of the choir rejected me. This is true. So I want to say that I will be seen by everyone, really because I have some very special good friends. Does anyone know what this gesture means? (Gives a thumbs up gesture) You can’t see it, can you? What about this? Yes, in fact, since I was very young, I have realized that if you want to do something that people will praise more than thumbs, you can’t do it with only thumbs. You also need the other four Only when you put your fingers together can you do something that will make people like it more than thumbs up. This is about how I got to know these friends.

When I entered high school, the first member of the band I met was called Monsters, and this guy was very stinky, because during the summer vacation when he was just admitted to high school, he went to I secretly practiced guitar, and after practicing it to a strong level, he came in and just played with everyone. So after I met him at that time, I felt that this person was particularly disliked. In fact, later on I got to know this person more and more, and then I discovered his love for music, and started to plan to form a band. Well, everyone knows that to form a band, it is not enough to have only one guitarist and one lead singer, and at that time I also Instead of being the lead singer, I was the second guitarist. Later we found a bass player named Martha, who was our junior student. Our original lead singer, he and the keyboard player in the band fell in love with a girl for a long time, and then he left, so I became the lead singer. I still remember how I got my first guitar. I said to my mother: "Mom, can you lend me money to buy a guitar, and I will work to pay you back." My mother said: "No! "I said, "Please, let me tell you a reason, and you will definitely agree to it." I said, "If you don't let me learn guitar and become a guitarist, I will have to sing as a lead singer." He heard me singing with a broken throat, and without saying a word, he turned around and went to the drawer to get the money for me.

Of course, the singing was really bad at first, and then in order to let more people see our performance, I thought at that time, let’s do it. So we organized the Wild Stage Singing event, held it together with many friends, found many bands, and everyone came together to support the grand event. But we set a rule ourselves, that is, if you want to sing on stage, you must have at least one composed song of your own, so we later found another guitarist of ours, his name is Shitou. We called him in the middle of the night: "Shitou, we have to make up a song, and there aren't enough people to play guitars. Why don't you join Mayday!" So, he showed up at Monster's house half an hour later. So we started this musical journey with Stone, Monster, and Martha.

Actually what I want to say here is the spirit of doing things by hand. Do you like eating chocolate? Have you ever tasted top quality chocolate? I don’t really think I’ve eaten a lot of it, but as everyone knows, even the best chocolate needs to be controlled very strictly. Why? Because the best chocolate will not melt when placed in your hands, but it will melt if it is slightly different in temperature when placed in your mouth. But dreams are the opposite. All dreams in this world will not happen from your mouth, but will only happen from your hands. So at that time, we recorded a demo. When we got the current Rolling Stone record, we told the lady at the counter: "This is the demo of our band. If possible, please give it to the person who is responsible for listening to the demo." , okay?" She said: "Okay!" I said: "Even if you want to throw it away, please listen to it at least once before throwing it away.

"So not long after, there was a call to our leader Monster, and a voice came from the phone. He said: "Hello, I am Li Zongsheng! As for our monster, he replied: "You are Li Zongsheng, and I am Luo Dayou!" "Later, he really was Li Zongsheng, and we really entered Rolling Stone Records. Since the original drummer had other career plans, we found a drummer named Guan You. Later, he was the last member to join Mayday. Can I read the cheat sheet?

When I talk about Guan You, I tend to get carried away. Let me tell you a joke that will remind everyone of Guan You. There is a room full of people holding the country’s stingiest contest. Then everyone will take turns raising their hands to speak, that is, talking about their own stingy deeds. In the end, if one person does not raise his hand, the host will ask him: "Why? Why don't you raise your hand? He said: "My voice is my own voice, why should I let others hear it?" "This reminds me of Guan You, but in fact Guan You is not stingy!

In fact, among the lyrics you have seen written by me, I have written an average of one hundred lines of lyrics and ninety-nine lines. It is eliminated, and everyone can only see the sentence that was left behind. This is a special thing about our Mayday, that is, we are not afraid of failure. If failure is a blow to others, then we are also very. The place is suitable to withstand such a blow, and there are many very special memories in it that will never be forgotten until today. Everyone saw that we held three Bird's Nest concerts in Beijing, but I don't think it was. Everyone knows what we went through for this concert. I remember one time, when I was making an announcement in Beijing, when I was on the show, my grandfather sent a message saying: "Axin, grandma passed away. ”

I immediately called my grandfather and said, “Should I rush home and be with all my family members?” "After all, it was a very big blow, but my grandfather told me: "It doesn't matter, you do your thing first, grandma will understand. Come back after you've done everything. "So I didn't know why at the time, but I really stayed in Beijing and continued to promote. Of course, in retrospect, it was a very unfilial thing. At that time, we were on a river near Beijing, and there was a small boat on the river. , the five of us were inside, telling jokes non-stop, until it got dark, and the story finally ended. Then the mood at that time was actually very difficult to describe, but I was not the only one who suffered, no. There will only be Mayday. I think everyone here, everyone in front of the TV, should have many endless stories and bitterness.

When I was in college, I had a teacher. I respect him very much and admire him very much. He is very talented and very enthusiastic, but he stayed in a university that was relatively low-ranking at the time, and then taught me, a shabby student, in a shabby classroom. I was very confused, so I asked him: "Teacher, why are you so great, but you want to spend all your time on us, don't you want to do greater things?" "My teacher said something to me at that time, which still affects me deeply to this day. He just looked at my eyes and said to me: "Axin, aren't I doing it now? "Having said this, I want to ask everyone, what do you think greatness is? I want to ask you, your parents, are they great? Why? Yes. On average, it takes us until the age of eighteen to raise a child. And then these eighteen It takes nearly 157,680 hours to raise you up, even though there is only one person. If you are lucky enough to continue on the road of life and continue to pursue your dreams, Mayday can be your dreamer. Background music, that’s what I think is the greatest thing.

Now I’m relieved, it’s finally come to the end. Let me go back to what I said today. My difference does not come from my talent or myself, but from the fact that I have a group of very good friends. Today I brought umbrellas and bananas. Bananas represent sharing blessings. The umbrella represents sharing difficulties. I hope you will meet very good friends on the road of life. Thank you!