Funny stories to tell others

The teacher teaches students: How severe are the sandstorms in the Aral Sea area? The sand and salt hit your face several times. You will become a piece of dried bacon. One day, a black man was lucky enough to summon the magic lamp of Allah. He stated three wishes: "First, I want to become white; second, I want to have no worries about food and drink; third, I want to be able to see beautiful women's breasts every day." As a result, the magic lamp turned it into...a toilet? There are 1 My friend was sleeping in class, suddenly woke up, stood up, turned off the light, and went back to sleep. A certain camp was recruiting new soldiers. A is the first to interview. The examiner asked: "What is 1 plus 1?" A answered: "3." "Wrong." "5." "Wrong." "7." "Wrong, let's go!" The examiner wrote in the grade book It reads: Uneducated, but able to adapt to changes, admitted! When B came in for an interview, the examiner asked: "What is 1 plus 1?" "3." "Wrong." "3." "Wrong." "3." "Wrong, you go." The examiner wrote Tao: Uneducated, but firm in stance, admitted! ?C was also asked the same question when he came in. C firmly answered 2. The examiner wrote: He is educated but not good at adapting. Do not admit him!

Seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big project, building a 30-meter chimney. The construction period was two months and the cost was 300,000 yuan, but it required an advance payment. It was finally completed at the end of last year. Today I went to inspect it, but I was scolded to death and didn't get any money. MD! The drawings are wrong. They want to dig a well!

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?The doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said, "I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole." F*ck there was a *** passing by, thinking I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!

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Xiaoxin: Dad, why are there three golds in my name? Dad: You are short of gold in your life, so you are named Xin, just like some people are short of water in their lives, so they are named Miao, and some people are short of wood in their lives, so they are named Sen. Xiaoxin: Dad, what do you think Sister Guo Jingjing lacks in her life? Classic joke: Don't Touch A couple were cuddling together sweetly in the park. When the man saw how soft the woman's hair was, he couldn't help but touch her. The woman said delicately: "Oh! I hate it!" [ADS] The man felt even more itchy after hearing this, so he touched her again, and the woman said, "Well, no!" When the man heard this, his heart almost jumped up, and he touched her again, and suddenly the woman stood up and said rudely: "Don't touch it! My wig is about to fall off!!!"