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An interesting sketch
Teacher: Class.
Monitor: Stand up.
Student: Good teacher.
Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. Remember what we learned last class?
Student: antonym
Teacher: Shall we review it again?
Student: OK. .....
Teacher: I said long ....
Student: Let's make a long story short. ....
Teacher: I'm kidding. ....
Student: We speak the truth. ....
Teacher: I speak slowly. ....
Student: We said we were in a hurry. .....
Teacher: I said lively. ....
Student: We say there is no life. .....
Teacher: I said frugality is glorious. ....
Student: We say luxury is shameful. ....
Teacher: (happily) Well, you answered very well.
Student: (grinning grimly) Oh, our answer is particularly bad.
Teacher: Now let's start a new lesson.
Student: (raising his voice deliberately) You can't have a new lesson now.
Teacher: (a little angry) I said no antonyms.
Student: (deliberately playing tricks on) We said we would also speak antonyms.
Teacher: (angry) I told you to stop.
Student: (Victory) We won't stop.
Teacher: (Collapse) Stop.
Student: (Naughty) Not stopping.
Teacher: I told you not to talk.
Student: We still have to say.
Teacher: Are you going to give a lecture after class?
Student: Aren't we going to discuss the class ending?
Teacher: (extremely sad) Oh, my God. Do you still want me to take classes?
Student: (overwhelmingly) I don't want you to take classes.
Teacher: (Nothing to say) Well, I'm leaving.
Student: Goodbye, teacher (Student A: Yes)
Teacher: (suddenly remembering) Well, go on. ......
Student: (I don't know) Let's stop.
Teacher: There is no need to preview the next lesson.
Student: We must preview the next lesson.
Teacher: the monitor doesn't need to be started, and students don't need to read it together.
Monitor: I should start.
Student: We should read it together, too.
Teacher: (Nodding) Hmm.
Monitor: From the shepherd boy.
Student: shepherd boy Tang Luyan
The grass shop is six or seven miles away from the field, and the flute makes the night wind three or four times.
Come back from a full meal at dusk and lie in the moonlight without taking off your hemp fiber.
Teacher: (secretly grinned) Hey, hey, I still don't believe I can't cure you. ....
(bell rings)
Teacher: (happily) The class is over.
Monitor: Stand up.
Student: The teacher is resting (Student A: It's really high).
Teacher: The study committee needs a notebook.
Student: (strongly retorts) The study committee won't accept this book.
Teacher: Ah, I fainted (on purpose)
Student: (stunned and anxious) Teacher, wake up. Wake up. We're just kidding you.
Student B: Stop it, stop it, and take it to the veterinary station.
Teacher: (jumping up) What? Boy, can someone take it to the veterinary station?
Teacher: I don't listen in class, naughty boy.
Student: (Good) Teacher, we will never be naughty again.
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