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An interesting sketch

Naughty teachers and students

Teacher: Class.

Monitor: Stand up.

Student: Good teacher.

Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. Remember what we learned last class?

Student: antonym

Teacher: Shall we review it again?

Student: OK. .....

Teacher: I said long ....

Student: Let's make a long story short. ....

Teacher: I'm kidding. ....

Student: We speak the truth. ....

Teacher: I speak slowly. ....

Student: We said we were in a hurry. .....

Teacher: I said lively. ....

Student: We say there is no life. .....

Teacher: I said frugality is glorious. ....

Student: We say luxury is shameful. ....

Teacher: (happily) Well, you answered very well.

Student: (grinning grimly) Oh, our answer is particularly bad.

Teacher: Now let's start a new lesson.

Student: (raising his voice deliberately) You can't have a new lesson now.

Teacher: (a little angry) I said no antonyms.

Student: (deliberately playing tricks on) We said we would also speak antonyms.

Teacher: (angry) I told you to stop.

Student: (Victory) We won't stop.

Teacher: (Collapse) Stop.

Student: (Naughty) Not stopping.

Teacher: I told you not to talk.

Student: We still have to say.

Teacher: Are you going to give a lecture after class?

Student: Aren't we going to discuss the class ending?

Teacher: (extremely sad) Oh, my God. Do you still want me to take classes?

Student: (overwhelmingly) I don't want you to take classes.

Teacher: (Nothing to say) Well, I'm leaving.

Student: Goodbye, teacher (Student A: Yes)

Teacher: (suddenly remembering) Well, go on. ......

Student: (I don't know) Let's stop.

Teacher: There is no need to preview the next lesson.

Student: We must preview the next lesson.

Teacher: the monitor doesn't need to be started, and students don't need to read it together.

Monitor: I should start.

Student: We should read it together, too.

Teacher: (Nodding) Hmm.

Monitor: From the shepherd boy.

Student: shepherd boy Tang Luyan

The grass shop is six or seven miles away from the field, and the flute makes the night wind three or four times.

Come back from a full meal at dusk and lie in the moonlight without taking off your hemp fiber.

Teacher: (secretly grinned) Hey, hey, I still don't believe I can't cure you. ....

(bell rings)

Teacher: (happily) The class is over.

Monitor: Stand up.

Student: The teacher is resting (Student A: It's really high).

Teacher: The study committee needs a notebook.

Student: (strongly retorts) The study committee won't accept this book.

Teacher: Ah, I fainted (on purpose)

Student: (stunned and anxious) Teacher, wake up. Wake up. We're just kidding you.

Student B: Stop it, stop it, and take it to the veterinary station.

Teacher: (jumping up) What? Boy, can someone take it to the veterinary station?

Teacher: I don't listen in class, naughty boy.

Student: (Good) Teacher, we will never be naughty again.