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How to send a circle of friends in traffic jams?

1. Expressway, Pikou, the traffic jam is so bad, it is estimated that you may not get off at noon. There are serious traffic jams in Yubei every day.

The highest level of traffic jam is that you still feel uncomfortable without traffic jam.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

5. Your lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.

6. also said to arrive early. I do get up early, but I really can't do many things when the car breaks down, it rains and the traffic jams.

7. Being blocked is annoying. This road is really blocked by the traffic police!

8. I discussed with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, the 4-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

9. Every time I go to school, it doesn't go well. Three cars collided and there was a big traffic jam on the expressway.

10. The irritability of getting up early; Traffic jams are annoying.

1 1. Alas, I got angry early in the morning. First there was a traffic jam in the city, and then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged me for forklift trucks. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.

12. Come on, it's a blessing, it's a full-speed traffic jam.

13. A main road in Hangzhou, I like the feeling of trees! Driving on this road, even if there is a traffic jam, will not be very upset! Hangzhou, I love your trees and flowers! I am a good girl who loves life.

14. The old driver (Mr. Mahe) told us a truth: when there is traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

15. Don't worry about traffic jams on the second ring road in the future.

16. The traffic jam made me suspicious. The taxi driver took me to the exit again. Four years later, I still can't find the entrance. I'm really worried. . .

17. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There is always a traffic jam on the expressway. From last night's concert to now, the high-speed rail is late, and I feel that there is nothing to find.

18. The traffic jam was so annoying that I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew, and the buddies in the car next to me saw me say hello. Hey, your beard is long and dense, quite handsome, and you stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

19. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

20. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

2 1. Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence? Leave home and go home!

22. High-speed traffic jams. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, and I burst into laughter.