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Ask Zhou Libo about the jokes he told in the program.

1. Drunk jokes

It's about a driver driving on the road after drinking, followed by a policeman, and then the driver pulls over. The policeman asked him if he was drunk. He said, I'm not drunk. Don't believe me, I walked between you two. (Note: There is only one policeman) I didn't expect the policeman to say: How did you two get through? (It turns out that the police are drunk, too)

2. Five stages of drinking

First, the adolescent stage, strictly guard against death; Second, the young woman stage, half-pushing; Third, in the prime of life, everyone comes; Fourth, in the widow stage, if you don't look for me, I will look for you; Fifth, in the old lady stage, there is more drinking than painting feet.

3. A gift from the coal boss

Shanxi coal bosses are very rich and often send some famous car watches. I said, if you want to send it, you should send it related to your identity, and give her two wagons of coal, so that she can be as moldy as she wants and as black as she wants.