The complete works of jokes told by leaders.

A person wants to apply for health insurance, and the insurance agent looks at his health record.

"Have you ever been accidentally injured before?" Asked the agent.

"No, not once."

"Your medical record says that you have been bitten by a poisonous snake. Didn't you accidentally get hurt? "

"Oh, no .. This snake didn't bite me by accident, it bit me on purpose.