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Three East Asian countries and the United States began to compete for the moon. ...

China people: "Chang 'e-1" has gone to heaven, and the moon will be ours.

The Japanese are unconvinced: "Moon Goddess" is earlier than "Chang 'e I", and the moon is ours.

Americans sneer: 30 years ago, "Apollo" left its mark on the moon. There is no doubt that the moon belongs to the United States!

Both China and Japan are very upset, but they can't refute it, only to find that the Koreans are looking through the Korean mythology and are surprised to ask him what he is doing.

The Korean said confidently: I am looking for evidence that the moon was created by our ancestors.

In 2046, South Korea's space science and technology advanced by leaps and bounds, and launched a satellite around Mars.

As a gift, a Korean satellite airdropped a Korean myth on Mars, which caused a sensation among Martians.

Martian A: Gee, the book says that we are descendants of Koreans.

Martian B: This at least explains the origin of our species.

Martians A (crying bitterly): No wonder we are so ugly. ...

Dong "... Korean satellite airdropped another" Korean cosmetic guide " ...

Japanese: Japanese sushi is the most delicious food in the world, so it is very convenient to take it with you in the lunch box when you go out.

Korean: That's nothing. We don't even need a lunch box when we go out with kimchi.

The Japanese asked in surprise, what belt do you use?

Koreans proudly say: the large intestine is our pickle jar ... (voice-over: Koreans have the highest incidence of colorectal cancer in the world ...)

Korean: We are in the King's Palace in Korea, Gyeongbokgung Palace. It's not as big as the Forbidden City, but the toilets in our palace are very big and exquisite. You can hardly see the other side from one end. China: Then your king's ass must be bigger than the 38th parallel.

After Cheng Jieshan, Confucius, Sakyamuni and Rizhao God were successfully promoted to Koreans, it was heard that Darwin was going to change his nationality, and the British became nervous, so they sent an old spy Bond 007 to carry out a secret mission. Bond 007 managed to find the young Darwin through the "crossing card". Unexpectedly, Bond 007 was annoyed when he found that the Koreans had hijacked the old Darwin during his first visit, and he realized that the young Darwin did not understand evolution.

I saw old Darwin slightly shivering in revising the Origin of Species: the evolutionary route of species is as follows: …… Koreans → monkeys → humans …

Koreans got lost in the primeval jungle and suddenly saw a monkey reading the Origin of Species. The monkey wants to exchange his reading experience with him, but the Koreans are very arrogant.

Koreans sneer: You deserve to talk to people, too? According to the theory of evolution, monkeys are inferior to people.

The monkey was furious, and with a bang, he threw out a copy of Korean Myth: You deserve to talk to the monkey, too? According to this book, monkeys evolved from Koreans …