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What is the name of the first rap song? There are two lines in it: the ignorant post-80s generation; holding a child and falling in love
Everyone loves the post-80s generation
(Xiaoxiangsheng)
Singer: Huaer Band
Album: Hua Ling Sheng Shi
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[ti: Everyone loves the post-80s generation (Xiaoxiang)]
[ar: Huaer Band]
[al: Hua Ling Shengshi]
Huaer Band-Everyone loves the post-80s generation (little cross talk)
▓Li Zehao
Take your heart to fly
Oh, oh, oh, this unlucky post-80s generation
Oh, oh, oh, this 80s generation in the honeypot
Oh, oh, oh, this ignorant post-80s generation
Everyone hates those born in the 80s, everyone loves those born in the 80s
In our era, we lacked love when we were young and grew up lacking calcium
Falling in love while holding a child
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You can ride more than a thousand miles on a 28-year-old!
It’s not like you are now weaning from childhood to 20 years old
You are a very smart young man, but you can’t tell a good guy from a bad guy!
Look at the stinky beauty you brought home
If it were thrown to ancient times, she would definitely be a loser Li Kui!
She fused with Lame Li’s Legs and Song Moumou's mouth
Sitting there, she attracts flies, dung beetles, and even treats her as a dung ball!
You can drive me crazy with how old your boyfriend is
Gan Lu should call him big brother!
His forehead wrinkles look like meatballs!
If grenades cost a penny each
I really want to throw him 100,000 yuan!
Although I said you would starve as soon as you were born
You didn’t listen to the classes as soon as you went to school and you didn’t have a job as soon as you graduated
You're not going to sing and dance like this for three melons and two dates, are you?
What's wrong with you? Is it your mission for the old sow to chase the big tortoise?!
You are not married and you don't understand The love is so deep
I have been married to your aunt for more than 20 years, and she has always been a bully!
One day is a husband and a hundred days, the monk is a vegetarian and does not eat meat
What does it say in the Marriage Law? Don’t swing a kitchen knife casually!
He is too clumsy to do something and too smelly to play mahjong
It’s not enough to tell jokes and start drinking without being funny!
Pick him up and pump him! Grab him up and pump him!
Oh, you still dare to challenge me? Grab him and pump him!!!
Nowadays, men live in a modern life Become a woman
You have to listen to what people have said before you can become a savage woman!
When the books are used, you will hate the lack of money. At the end of the month, you will not be able to spend enough
You can squeeze out a group by catching a toad The competition in society is so scary!
No matter your dad rides a three-wheeler or your mom sells nuts
Even if your ancestors have been doing great things for eight generations
If you draw a picture of Nike, you will be stunned and pretend to be the heir of Bao Gong
If you tell me, everyone will praise you for being an elegant and shameless good man!
But don’t fall into the trap because you really think you are a corner. Son?
This life is about practicing Qinggong all your life, you have to hold your nerve
There is no way to feel comfortable! I can’t tolerate you fucking and*** here!
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Remember that modesty makes people progress!
Don’t get angry and change your underwear frequently. Basically, be a vegetarian and be content!
You want to be a leader but you don’t have the consciousness. If you want to be a rich man, you don’t have the brains
If you want to be someone else’s wife and you’re a man! It’s no use even thinking!
The prodigal son can’t exchange his old shoes or clothes for eggs when he returns home!
If you really can’t hang out with me, I guarantee you will earn 20,000 yuan in ten years!
That’s so much money! My heart trembles when I hear it!
What on earth do you do?! I have always dreamed of being a rich man!
I am on the ceiling! I am stepping on the red carpet!
I eat abalone and go back to the top! I am the big boss of transnational trade!
Innocent movie, lazily walking around the streets and singing loudly
Shout: Repair umbrella!!!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, this unlucky post-80s generation
Oh, oh, oh, this 80s generation in the honeypot
Ouch, ouch, this ignorant post-80s
Everyone hates the post-80s generation, everyone loves the post-80s generation
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