Urgently ask Cao Yunjin and Degang Guo BTV to laugh at the May Day line "I want to fall in love".

Cao: I'm in a bad mood recently. I am lovelorn.

Guo: Oh ~ I'm lovelorn again (sigh)

Cao: I am lovelorn, so I am alone. How can I compare with you? I have a girlfriend who recently ran away with someone.

Guo: That's very generous of you.

Cao: I am ugly.

Guo: (surprised) Really!

Cao: I am ugly (suspicious) I said backstage, I am beautiful!

Guo: Why?

Cao: Everyone around me is like this (pointing to Guo). (to the audience) I compare with him. At least I have a neck (shrugs)

Guo: Then who do you want to compete with?

Cao: I still have face (laughs)

Guo: (Nodding with a smile) I am very balanced.

Cao: I can't be outside. I'm a little ugly, but I think the sea is getting cold!

Guo: What the hell? This is, you can't measure sea water.

Cao: Sea water is immeasurable. As the saying goes,

Guo: What do you mean?

Cao: I am ugly, but I am not beautiful.

Guo: No, that's right. You can do it now.

Cao: Don't you think so?

Guo: What is it?

Cao: I don't want to talk to you because I am ugly every day.

Guo: Hmm.

Cao: Besides, what did you do at the earliest?

Guo: That's right.

Cao: When you first met me, I was fine with you.

Guo: Hmm.

Cao: Let's go out for a mixed meal.

Guo: Look.

Cao: Fish-flavored eggplant with bibimbap, five for each person.

Guo: Two fools.

Cao: I also ordered a glass of red wine.

Guo: Good mood (article)

Cao: I was full when I came out. I asked him, what happened? Shall we talk for a while?

Guo: Let's talk for a while.

Cao: Can I come to your house? I said yes, come to our house, make tea, stay up late and chat.

Guo: Hey!

Cao: That's true. We talked all night and for a long time.

Guo: Hey, stop talking. Very annoying.

Cao: What is dirty? It's called chatting! Do you understand?

Guo: Heart to heart.

Cao: The heart is in the chest.

Guo: The subject has anatomical problems.

Cao: Of course. Why did you go early?

Cao: A while ago, I thought I was the worst! How could I be so miserable? Nobody loves me, and living alone is lonely.

Guo: Look.

Cao: alone!

Guo: It deserves sympathy.

Cao: I think I am the worst.

Guo: That's right.

Cao: I am the most painful! In traditional Chinese medicine, we divide the pain into 12 grades.

Guo: (key) 12.

Cao: Primary: bitten by a mosquito, it hurts 12. I think my pain at that time has reached 13.

Guo: What is this 13 grade?

Cao: You should be bitten by mosquitoes when you give birth!

Guo: (speechless ...)

Cao: I think I was the worst at that time, and then it doesn't matter! I won't take it to heart, people's mentality should be peaceful, and I hope everyone here is as peaceful as me.

Guo: Hmm.

Cao: You see, I turn on my computer every day before class to see Forbes' ranking. If it weren't for me, I would come to class.

Guo: Without you.

Cao: I'm not coming with me.

Guo: If you come, you have to go back. The school doesn't want you.

Cao: No, I was afraid I would get to that position, but no one informed me.

Guo: You wouldn't believe me if I told you!

Cao: We can't talk. You know, we should calm down.

Guo: He didn't even inform me. Can he inform you?

Cao: Enrich yourself when you are sad and do more extracurricular activities, right?

Guo: (Nodding) That's right.

Cao: Reading in the dormitory makes me angry.

Guo: What's the matter?

Cao: Open the book and read it (prop books or other things that can be opened, there are fans here). Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty made great achievements at the age of 23.

Guo: People!

Cao: Pingfan, destroy!

Guo: Yes!

Cao: How can he be so capable?

Guo: It can be said that it is.

Cao: I deserve to die!

Guo: Oh dear!

Cao: People have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away. I am not as good as others, and my mentality is unbalanced.

Guo: Is this fatal?

Cao: Then look at Emperor Tongzhi. At the age of 23, he had been dead for four years. I'm balanced! (Laughter)

Guo: What kind of mentality is this?

Cao: (sighs) At least I'm healthy, you know?

Guo: You should check your intelligence.

Cao: Go out and do more extracurricular activities when you are sad.

Guo: That's true.

Cao: I like going out to play. You see, when I am sad, I like to go out. climb mountains ...

Guo: This is a good activity.

Cao: Climb the mountain! Good exercise! You don't like sports.

Guo: I am poor (expression of disgust)

Cao: I like riding horses. I ride very well! I ride a shovel!

Guo: What is shovel riding?

Cao: Barefoot without saddle.

Guo: (surprised)

Cao: Hold the horse with the strength of your legs!

Guo: (sighs) How powerful this is!

Cao: Of course, we have no shortcut. Have we finished running once? Don't! We ran 25 kilometers for training.

Guo: You? Or a horse?

Cao: (glancing at Guo) Practice! It is not easy. I sat on it and had to hang it here. My legs are holding the horse's belly, and the horse's belly is sweating. My leg is wet here, and my crotch is wet!

Guo: (waving his hand) You must have peed.

Cao: No! I'm a little nervous!

Guo: (Suddenly) I still peed.

Cao: A little (ashamed ~) I love riding! I like this feeling.

Guo: I like riding, too.

Cao: (surprised) How are you?

Guo: I haven't tried.

Cao: You've never ridden a horse.

Guo: I haven't ridden it.

Cao: You'd better not ride either.

Guo: What's the matter (doubt)

Cao: After you get on that horse, it becomes a camel.

Guo: (speechless, nodding)

Cao: Disc collapse.

Guo: Stop it (helpless).

Cao: You are a lovely horse as soon as you get on the horse! Ma becomes Mazar.

Guo: It's near the ground. this is

Cao: Too fat is not good.

Guo: OK, say something else.

Cao: You can't ride a horse! I love sports, including the sports of that gentleman in England.

Guo: What?

Cao: Kick the ball (pouting, gesturing) Kick the ball!

Guo: Stop, stop, there is a car behind.

Cao: I like table tennis. So I like all these ball games.

Guo: I like this one.

Cao: I can't play some balls, but I like watching them.

Guo: What?

Cao: Look ~ I like all football and basketball.

Guo: I (suddenly) like watching this.

Cao: Of course, during the 2008 Olympic Games, I was very excited after class every day.

Guo: That's right.

Cao: When I turned on the TV at home, the China men's soccer team was in a particularly good mood and immediately sank to the bottom.

(sigh together, helpless)

Cao: Men's soccer sucks! (Tone sandhi) But I am busy watching the men's football match.

Guo: (wondering) Why?

Cao: Because there aren't many games, there won't be any if you don't watch them.

Guo: Oh dear ~! Don't step on others.

Cao: Poor kicking! Netizens scold them, as long as they are fake and shoddy products, they are designated by the men's football team.

Guo: Hello.

Cao: Not good.

Guo: Don't say that.

Cao: Give others a process of progress.

Guo: Hmm.

Cao: Everyone should make progress. Take your time!

Guo: That's right.

Cao: Besides, China people are proud.

Guo: Oh?

Cao: Liu Xiang, this is our pride.

Guo: That's right.

Cao: Look at him, Yao Ming.

Guo: Wow.

Cao: Wow, big guy, is it easy for him to lead the men's basketball team to the quarter-finals? Look at him. He's tired. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Guo: Eh, is this vomiting?

Cao: All four necks are sweating!

Guo: How much sweat?

Cao: It pains me to look at it. If I want to achieve it, I will wipe my sweat!

Guo: You can reach it.

Cao: I hold you and wipe his sweat.

Guo: Eh, that's my knee.

Cao: Does it mean not hugging? China people proudly say so.

Guo: That's right.

Cao: On the other hand, wasn't the China men's soccer team once brilliant?

Guo: No? (expectation)

Cao: No!

Look at each other speechless. ...

Cao: No! Maybe there really isn't!

Guo: Really not?

Cao: There really isn't!

Look at each other ...

Cao: Not now. That was the earliest time in the past.

Guo: (looking at him doubtfully)

Cao: Song Dynasty! It was called cuju at that time. Qiu, well played!

Guo: (waving his hand) Don't hold the pole so far.

Cao: Water Margin! You will!

Guo: (Nodding) I said this.

Cao: Do you want to talk about the 2002 World Cup in the near future?

Guo: hey ~ (suddenly realize)

Cao: First place in the men's soccer group match! Of course ~ I'm the first to come back ~ Never mind, we're looking forward to it.

Guo: I hope so.

Cao: One day in the World Cup, our China Men's Football Association will be the first in the group and the last to come back!

Guo: Good! ! !

Cao: of course ~ don't get me wrong, I mean to stay there after the fight ~ (