Are there any jokes that can make me laugh?

It's a pity that we didn't collect the most funny jokes!

Introduction: Busy work and study often make us breathless. We were in a good mood, so we unconsciously lost our happiness! Are you the same? Do you want to have fun? Look at this article! Relax yourself! 1. On the second day of their marriage, the bride clamored for a divorce because her husband had a serious occupational disease! Friends advised her that' men value their careers!' I didn't expect the bride to scold:' What occupation, he is a milkman!

As soon as I entered the room, I found a hundred-dollar bill on the table. Mom doesn't give pocket money at ordinary times. Is it kind this time? Thought of here, my heart can't help a joy. When I picked up the bill, I found a piece of paper under it. I picked it up and looked at it. It says: Today is your grandmother's birthday. Wait for me at home. Let's celebrate her birthday together. Attention-that hundred dollars is not for you, but for your attention. Please put it back when you see it

One day, the lobby manager recommended our online banking to a customer: "You come to see the market every day, why don't you use our online banking?" The customer said, "No, I don't have time at night." The lobby manager said that his face hurt when he laughed that day.

When the customer saves money, the teller asks, "Do you save time?" He immediately turned his head and asked his wife, "Are we going to die regularly?" The wife replied, "Let's die for three years first!" Hold back from laughing.

On the bus this morning, I saw a man reaching for his mobile phone from his bag to check the time, and then said, "I'm Cao", thinking that he was running out of time. Looking closely, he has an air conditioner remote control in his hand.

6. A group of fireflies are flying in the air, and one of them doesn't shine! The other asked curiously what happened to it. The firefly replied, "Hey, I forgot to pay the electricity bill last month!" " "

7. My sister dropped her purse, which contained important documents such as admission ticket and ID card. My sister heard someone say that she might have been thrown into a nearby trash can by a thief, so she went to rummage through the trash can ... because she couldn't find it all the time and was in a hurry, she began to cry and look for it.

Suddenly, an aunt came over and saw my sister crying and looking for something in the trash can. She asked a concerned word: "Sister, you are hungry. I just picked it up. Please eat first. " . . "8. A couple got married in a church. When it was time to exchange rings, the nervous groom forgot about it.

The priest raised his finger anxiously, made a snapping gesture and winked at the groom.

I saw the groom blushing and stammered, "Reverend, isn't this the wedding night tonight?"

9. It is said that when a young couple started babbling, the husband often looked at his wife and taught his children to "call dad" very carefully. The husband was greatly moved and thought that his wife was very kind. He taught the children to call their father first, not their mother first. I feel very happy.

On a cold winter night, the child kept crying for his father. At this time, the couple slept just right. The wife pushed her husband and said that your son has been calling you. You should leave quickly. At this time, the husband realized, "I see ..."

10. The breakfast seller in the morning market saw the car with "administrative law enforcement" coming, and everyone immediately said hello and ran away. When the car stopped, two people got off and looked at each other helplessly. One of them said, I said don't drive. You have to drive. Look, there is no breakfast!

1 1. One day, everyone was playing "Empty" and Amy came running excitedly.

"ah! There is a word I forgot how to write! "

. . . .

After a pause of a few seconds, he scratched his head. "I don't remember how to pronounce it."

12. A student asked the teacher how to write the word dung, but the teacher forgot for a moment and had to say, "It's on my lips. Why can't I get out?"

13. An old farmer went to the city to sell eggs. A lady saw that the dry skin of an egg bag was rough and decided not to buy it. The farmer was anxious: "I took out all my eggs." If you don't buy them, you still think my things are rough! "

14. After the New Year, the young man remembered that he had not paid a New Year call to his girlfriend, so he wrote a love letter. At the end of the letter, he wrote: "I wish you happiness in your old age!" " 15. The high school Chinese teacher talked about poetry and said, "Stop and sit, love the warmth of the maple forest". The teacher said, "I love this when I sit." Everyone froze and burst into laughter. ...

16. Wife: "We have been married for five years, and you have never told me the truth." Husband: "Nonsense! It's true that I asked you for a divorce this time. "

17. Two victims are floating at sea. One of them asked his companion, "How far are we from the land?" "About 3 kilometers!" "3 kilometers! Which side? " "Just below!"

18. Son: "Dad, do mushrooms grow in wet places?" Dad: "Yes, I grew up in a rainy place." Son: "Oh, no wonder mushrooms grow into umbrellas!" " "

19. When A met B, B saw A's beaming face and asked, "Why are you so happy?" A said, "My wife and I do it once a year." "Then why are you so happy?" B asked. "It's today!"

The hunter saw a bird in the sky and missed three shots, but the bird still fell. It turned out that the bird patted its chest and said, scared to death, scared to death!

2 1. A: "Didn't your family hire a maid? Why are you still washing clothes here? " B: "I have married her." 22. Wife: "You are so outrageous that you don't even look up when you meet my mother in the street." Husband: "honey, since I married you, I haven't dared to see other women outside."

23. "I think I drank too much," Lao Mi said to the waiter. "Bring me something to sober up!" "OK," said the waiter, "I'll pay the bill!"

24. Woman: "I didn't expect Cupid to shoot me." Man: "Where is Cupid from? Tell me and I'll teach him a lesson. Dare to touch my woman ... "25. A:" Hello, miss, the appetite here has decreased a lot recently. " B: "It may be parallax, sir. Because the area of the hall has expanded. "

26. The mother-in-law pointed to the locust tree and asked her son-in-law: What is the name of this tree there? The son-in-law can't answer. His wife pointed to her chest to remind him. The son-in-law said, we call it MIMI tree there.

27. The teacher said: Two-dimensional space generally refers to a plane, and three-dimensional space refers to a more three-dimensional space. Does that classmate know what' 3D' means? A student replied: it means chest circumference, waist circumference and hip circumference.

28. Someone was arrested and sent to the police station because of the problem of men and women. The police asked him to write a check, which must be brief and incisive. The man wrote: I made a big mistake in a palm-sized place.