What are the standard points of homophonic jokes?

There is a Mr. Huang whose son is Huang Jun. He often takes the No.8 bus with his son. One day, Mr. Huang takes his son to the station and sees a No.8 bus driving into the bus station in the distance. He immediately shouted to his son, "Huang Jun, run! The 8 th is coming! "

[If you want me to die, I have to die]

Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. Mushroom is furious: "I don't have eyes, go to hell." The orange died ~ ~ ~ Because the bacteria wanted the orange to die, the orange had to die.

sika deer

On the festival day, the little rabbit said angrily to the deer, you see other girls can receive flowers, why don't you give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.