Joke question?

1 Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping. Suddenly a truck rushed out and ran over Tomato A. Tomato B pointed at Tomato A and laughed: "Ketchup!" 2 Once upon a time, there was a swordsman. His heart was cold, his sword was cold, and his hands were cold, so he froze to death... 3 A sausage felt very cold when it was locked in the refrigerator, and then he looked at the other sausage next to him, feeling a little comforted. Said: "Look at you frozen like this, your whole body is covered with ice!" As a result, the other one said: "I'm sorry, I am a popsicle." 4 Two bananas were walking on the road. The banana in front felt very hot, so he put it on The night clothes were taken off, but the banana on the back fell down... 5 The teacher played a piece of Beethoven's music. Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: "Do you know what the teacher plays?" Xiao Hua replied: "Piano." 6 One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid boy?" Dad said: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy?" 7 There is a hide-and-seek club, and their leader has not been found yet. 8 One day, I was walking and felt my feet were sore. I looked down and saw that I had stepped on a lemon. 9 A man caught a squid, and the squid said, "Let me go!" The man said, "I'll test you with a few questions, and if you answer them correctly, I'll let you go." The squid said happily, "You go ahead and take the test!" So the man grilled the squid... 10A: "What is that man doing?" B: "He is shaking." A: "Why is he shaking?" B: "He is cold." A: "Oh, so it turns out You won't feel cold if you shiver." B: "..." 11 There was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day he was hit by a car while crossing the road and shouted: "Quack!" From then on, he turned into a cucumber... 12 The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution? The classmate answered: "Make the lunch box blue." 13 A ham sausage was walking on the road, and suddenly he noticed something on the ground. As soon as he lowered his head... it broke! 14 One day a picked up a mirror and looked in the mirror and said: "The people here look familiar." B said: "Really? Let's take a look, my God! You don't even recognize me anymore?" 15 One day Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the fifth floor. He bled a lot and turned into a red bean. He continued to bleed and turned into a soybean. The wound became scarred and finally turned into a black bean. 16 One day a gentleman went to a very stingy restaurant to dine and found that the plate on the table was wet. He shouted: "Waiter, this plate is wet!" The waiter replied: "Sir, that is your soup." 17 Xiao Ming asked : "Then which cartoon character is always in the dark?" Xiaoli shook her head, and Xiao Ming replied: "It's Doraemon, because he can't see his fingers." 18 Mom asked Xiao Ming: "Have you finished the book? Tomorrow It's time to take an exam." Xiao Ming replied, "Mom, I've finished reading." Mom praised, "You will do well in the exam tomorrow." Xiao Ming cried and said, "Mom, I've finished reading." ” 19 A friend was a guest and he got up to leave. "Let's go after eating!" "No, I still have something to do." "Why are you in such a hurry that you won't even eat." "Eat!" 20 Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping. B asked: "Where are we going?" A did not answer. B asked again: "Where are we going?" A turned to B and said: "We are tomatoes, how can we talk?" 21 First put a notebook on the table, and then put your head on the notebook. Okay, this is my gift to you - a notebook for your brain. 22 The bear and the ghost quarreled. The bear said: "You look like a ghost." The ghost said: "You still talk about other people, look like you look like a bear." 23 Coke and Sprite were having barbecue. Sprite wanted to ask Coke to take the salt shaker, so she told him: " Coke! Coke!" Coke said impatiently. 24 Xiaoli asked Xiao Ming: "With your right hand?" Li said: "You are so awesome. You are not afraid of being burned. I always use a spoon." 25 Once upon a time, there was a horse. It fell into the sea while running. So, it became a "seahorse"! Another horse friend of this horse went to find the horse that fell into the sea, but ended up falling into the river. Later, it became a "hippopotamus"! The third horse is the white horse. In order to find its two missing friends, it came to the city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in succession, causing several black stripes to appear on its body. As a result, it turned into a "zebra". 26 One day, a beef tendon ball was walking on the road and suddenly shouted: "Oh, I have a cramp!" 27 Bad news: A man fell out of the plane. Good news: He brought a parachute. Bad news: the parachute is bad. Good news: There's a haystack down there.

Bad news: There's a dung fork in the haystack. Good news: He didn't fall on the poop fork. Bad news: He didn't fall into the haystack either. 28. A polar bear was alone on the ice in a daze. When he got bored, he started to pull out his own hair. One... two... three... the last one he pulled out was not the same. Then, he suddenly shouted: "It's so cold!!"