A sentence that makes people happy when they hear a joke.

1, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

2, * * * * will always be * * *, even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

3, I want to learn from the phoenix nirvana, but I accidentally cooked it!

Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

5. Drink with leaders and others, raise a glass and say loudly: Let's die together!

6. Don't tell me when you break up: In fact, you are very careless, so you dumped me?

7, ah ~ nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. Why are you still alive when so many people are dead?

8. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

9. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

10, a customer angrily ran into the tailor's shop and pointed to the fashion designed by the owner for him, saying, I was standing on the corner yawning, and two people put letters in my mouth!

1 1. When asked if the beautiful woman has a boyfriend, what does she mean by not telling you? God replied: it means that you dare to confess, but I dare not.

12, there is an orangutan in the zoo who is extremely ugly. One day I went to see it and I threw up. When you look at it, the orangutan vomits, and I get bored. Why is the difference between people so big?

13. A farmer's daughter was so ugly that he had to let her be a scarecrow in the corn field to scare crows. As a result, not only did she scare away the crows, but even three crows were scared to send some corn back.

14, Tian Laowang takes the bus. A pregnant woman got on the bus and found there was no room. She said to Lao Wang, who was sitting by, can't you see that I'm pregnant? Lao Wang looked at the pregnant woman in surprise and said, Were we neighbors before?