What are the continuous cold jokes?

1. A puppy went to the desert with enough water and food. Why did it die?

Because it can't find a telephone pole to pee.

Now there is a telephone pole in the desert, why is it still dead?

Because the telephone pole is horizontal.

Now there is a telephone pole in the desert, and it is vertical. Why is it still dead?

Because there are too many dogs to squeeze in.

There are many telephone poles in the desert now. Why are they still dead?

Because it doesn't know which pole to pee under, or it will suffocate.

1. What cartoon has no ears, is blue all over, and has a white treasure bag, so you can put whatever you want?

Dora has a dream

2. What anime loves to help others?

Doraemon-it always lends a helping hand.

3. What animation is the darkest?

Doraemon-opaque.

What will bananas become when they fall from trees?

Eggplant (full purple)

What will eggplant become when it falls from the tree?

Shit (dog eats it and pulls it out)