Dialogue between A and B Crosstalk Composition 300

(A and B are both students, and A comes to the stage with a distressed face)

B: What's the matter?

A: The exam!

Did you fail the exam?

A: (sad) Well, it's all the teacher's fault.

B: (surprised) wicked?

A: That's right. Take math, for example. You should make the topic simpler for such an important exam! He wants to pick out what I won't do. Is this deliberately making things difficult for me from time to time? How unsightly it is to hang such a big red lantern!

B: Fuck you. It's ugly. Be careful in your class.

A: (sobbing with grief) What else! In the English exam, I got 1 point for the fill-in-the-blank question, and I clearly wrote three correctly, but the teacher didn't give me points.

Really? Teachers work very hard. What are those three topics?

A: Don't ask that.

B: (patting his chest) Go ahead and I'll make a decision for you.

A: Class name and student number

B: Bah! I didn't get a hundred points right.

A: (Hurry) Don't worry, if this doesn't count, there is!

B: Anything else?

Isn't that what the teacher said? Do you want to use idioms more in writing, so that you can get high marks?

B: (Nodding) Yes, that's right.

A: But this Chinese exam is about writing travel notes. I used a lot of idioms, but the teacher deducted all my scores. Whoa, whoa!

b:(？ ) What composition? Tell me about it.

A: (Take out a piece of paper from your pocket, and tears will come to your eyes) Ok, you must be my master! "On weekends, mom and dad specially took us to the zoo to play ..."

This article is good. Start with the topic. Go ahead.

A: (wiping his nose) "Generally speaking, we like to eat sweet potato porridge in the morning. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had no choice but to cut some taro to make up for it. I didn't expect the taro planted on the balcony to be delicious, and the whole family was so greedy that they had to pay for it ... "

B: (dumbfounded) How can this keep up?

A: Anything else? "Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang was all dolled up, and she was not a bad wife at all. Her fledgling father soon turned over a new leaf and put on a two-pronged suit, which made people stay away from him. Her sister, who loves beauty, is resplendent and cocky. Soon we arrived at the zoo, only to find that there were too many tourists and our family were separated. The lost father broadcast around wholeheartedly and finally found his sister, who almost recognized the thief as his father. When the animals were still fighting, we tried our best to squeeze ourselves into the monkey bar, and the fake Pearl took a picture of the family with a smile on her face ... "

B: Forget it, forget it, I won't watch it. You still want to score this composition!

A: (sadly) Even you said that?

B: idioms can't be used like this. Be careful in class!

A: (grievance) I am very serious. In class, I still remember what my deskmate said and did. I remember when it was math, the teacher asked, "Statistics is very useful knowledge. We study statistics. What is our goal? " My deskmate said, "No cavities!" And I vaguely remember that time the teacher scolded the students on duty for not cleaning the blackboard, and the deskmate said, "whoever pollutes will deal with it!" "

You listen to the teacher in class. Who told you to pay attention to the words and deeds of your deskmate?

A: ...

B: Having said that, how is your Chinese performance?

A: When a horse falls, people make mistakes.

B: Cut the crap. What is the score?

A: ... (vague)

B: how many points?

A: ...

B: Speak louder!

A: (anxious)! Sixty is two points short.

Well, it seems that we all have problems in our studies.

A: Yes. (Holding B's hand) Come on, let's work together.

B: common progress

A couple of love birds are studying.

B: Connect the branches in life.

A: I have Cai Feng's flying swallow.

B: But I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

A: (feeling wrong) Is that all right?