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Funny quotations about A Xin

Wu Zongxian: Cheese and seafood pie. Just send it.

A Xin: Knowledge is power.

Wu Zongxian: Knowledge is power.

Congo: What instrument does A Xin play?

A Xin: Huh?

Kanger: Can you play musical instruments? Guitar?

A Xin: When I play magic squares, I get more and more angry. . .

I wrote a song called "Innocence". My last name is Chen. You can call me Chen innocent.

A Xin: Do you know what kind of group we are? Martha, tell him.

A powerful band.

A Xin: Why?

Martha: None of us five boys will get a hernia. Or ... . .

A Xin: I don't know. You called to ask the proverb. I'm fine. If he's sure there are two, we'll be ten pies.

Martha: He may have three. We have exceeded 10. Can you stand it?

A Xin: Don't mess with Ten Valley! ! !

A Xin learned from the teacher to make sky lanterns, raised his hand with white gloves and asked, Teacher, do you think we look like Mickey Mouse?

Team members are very cooperative. They all raised their hands.

The teacher is helpless: yes.

A Xin: Yes. Okay, that's okay. Keep doing it. . .

A Xin: When you come to this place to refuel, he will give you a special Honghu drink. What is this tea called? @ #¥% & amp; Tea. Back to this subtitle. . .

A Xin busker, playing with bells.

A Xin: Have you all heard the song Jay Chou in Class Two, Grade Three?

Monster: Yes. That's table tennis.

A Xin: Oh. So everyone has heard the song "May Day Ball 9", right?

Monster: Yes. That's billiards.

A Xin: Oh. Then everyone listened to Mayday's next album. I love ringing the bell. . .

Monster: Right to the point!

Come for the Spring Festival in May.

A Xin pays New Year greetings to everyone: I am very happy to have dinner with you. I don't know if everyone's new year's goods are very rich. Let's have a look.

Put your head out of the lens and look down: not bad. . .

A Xin: When people get records, they just play them for an hour and listen to them once. It took 700 days to make this record in May, and then I kept thinking about it. Then I hope you can give us an hour after 700 days. Then you can listen to it from beginning to end, just once. That doesn't sound good. Lend it to others Do not come to me for a refund. .

1 。 A Xin likes to tell fans that the shouts must be louder and louder, and the losers will sleep at the train station. As a result, he was the first one to shout silence.

2 。 When A Xin was in high school, he wore two braids on his head, one on each side. Others say he is cute and funny.

3 。 A Xin said that he couldn't make much money, and sometimes he had to borrow money from his friends to buy musical instruments.

4 。 A Xin thinks that the three main points of human habitation are sunshine, water and air conditioning.

5 。 A Xin never got high marks in his composition when he was a child.

6 。 When A Xin was in high school, she regarded Su Huilun as the goddess in her heart. She once madly encouraged her classmates to write 500 postcards to support her.

7 。 The fastest time for A Xin to write lyrics is two and a half minutes, which is love ing.

8 。 A Xin must defecate before taking a bath.

9 。 A fan of five asked A Xin, "Can I hug you?"

A Xin replied, "Yes."

Then five fans unconsciously said "good yo ~"

A Xin asked him, "Do you want a hug?"

The five fans didn't speak.

A Xin said: "If you don't say it, you will default."

Then hold it down

Later, my net friend said "thank you" to A Xin.

A Xin said proudly, "How can you feel safe?"

The nearby monster said, "Do you think you are ..."

10。 Don't test Einstein with relativity, just like don't barbecue with charcoal.

1 1。 If the male friend next to the radio.

If you are forced to listen by your sister (Mayday)

Put your hand into her waist and say

You don't have to force me ... I'll listen myself.

12 。 Stone: There should be my classmate's students here. He teaches in a cram school. I'm going to find my classmate "XXX, where are you?"

Yes! "

(inexplicably, a bunch of people raise their hands)

Stone: Why are there more than a dozen (laughs)?

A Xin: asexual reproduction/13. Has A Xin always been narcissistic?

Or just recently?

I've always said something embarrassing recently.

Ask everyone a very important question.

Fans: OK ~ ~

A Xin: Am I handsome?

I have another feature, that is, I am handsome no matter how I look at it.

14。 A Xin: I was a bookworm when I was a student.

Monster: How can someone say that nerds have been learning and become dull?

A Xin: When I saw a book, I was a bookworm.

15。 You should go to the traditional market to buy traditional drinks. ...

A Xin: This should be more useful for traditional heatstroke. ...

Martha: Then your heatstroke may be digital.

16。 A Xin: I did well in math in the college entrance examination.

Audience: Oh, really? How many points?

A Xin: ... 5 points! ! Hello, everyone, we are "May Day". Haha, isn't this a good number? !

17。 A Xin: Well, my primary school was judged to be tone deaf by the teacher. What result! Haha, now it's the lead singer of Mayday! ! (Proud)

Martha: But I'm still tone deaf! (coldly)

18。 Anchor: Then will you go overseas to promote it?

A Xin: Well ... overseas ... then you may have to learn to swim first.

Give: 0 points

Martha: That's not funny. Ignore him. He's not awake yet.

19。 Q: I found that A Xin didn't take many photos when he was a child, and he didn't like taking photos when he was a child.

A Xin: Yes, so when I grow up, I will report it to the whole world.

20。 A Xin saw the supreme Shunji Iwai in his mind and took a group photo without considering other people's eyes. Shunji Iwai: "So is the posture with shoulders.

Old-fashioned, right? I can hug you. It's okay. A Xin: "No, no, hugging will mess up the sideburns!" "

2 1。 (A Xin introduces himself): My name is A Xin. I am 18 years old, 102 months old.

22。 I used to naively think that,

My childhood dream,

Every one will come true,

Until I grew up,

I realized that life is like a hot air balloon.

If you want to go higher and higher,

We must throw away sandbags one by one,

Slowly, all my dreams disappeared,

I became

The last person I know ...

Standing in front of the person you love, your heart will beat faster.

Standing in front of the person you like, you just feel happy.

Standing in front of the person you love, winter is like spring,

Standing in front of the person you like, winter is just a beautiful winter.

Touch the eyes of the person you love, and your face will turn red and your heart will beat.

Make eye contact with the person you like and then smile.

Standing in front of the person you like, you can express yourself freely.

Standing in front of the person you love, you will become shy.

In front of the person you like, you are yourself.

You dare not look into the eyes of the person you love,

But you can always naturally look into the eyes of the person you like and smile.

When the person you love cries, you cry with him.

When the person you like cries, you will comfort him.

The feeling of love comes from eyes. It may be love at first sight, and I can't speak.

The feeling of liking comes from language and is not so mysterious.

So to forget the person you like, all you have to do is block your ears.

But even if you close your eyes, the person you love is still in your heart.

24。 Give me a fulcrum and a guitar, and I can lift the earth.

Or: Give me a fulcrum and a guitar, and I can lift the fucking earth.

25。 A copy of born to love

"Good thirsty. 」

"Don't worry, you will have water to drink soon. This planet is 70 percent water. 」

"Planets? What is that place? 」

"Is the place where you want to live in the next ninety years. 」

"Then who am I? 」

"You are a mass of chaotic energy, a virtual substance in the universe and a ready-made state of life. People usually call you "the soul". 」

""the soul? ",I will always call this strange name? 」

"You will have a new name, a blessed name. There will be a woman who gently gives birth to you, feeds you and protects you. You will be slow.

Grow up slowly, be young, wither and die of old age. You will have happiness, satisfaction, sadness and hatred. You will taste the sweetness of being taken care of,

Bear the heartache of being torn. I promise you will have an indescribable wonderful journey. 」

"Why? Why am I going through this? 」

"Why not, don't think much. There will be a power to guide you and make you happy and crazy. You will become selfish and change.

That's great. No one can escape this power, it is huge, it aggregates everything, and it is even the reason for the existence of the planet. 」

"What's that? 」

"Time's up, go out in the direction of light! 」

"Now? 」

"Right now. Living, loving. 」

26。 We are all ideal seedlings in full bloom. When the wind blows, we will swing, just like dancing. Just remember that the posture is good, just one day.

Don't forget to bloom when the sun shines on you ~ ~

No matter what difficulties you encounter in your life that make you sad, remember that there is still me ~ ~ I made A Xin in May.

We think rock and roll can stop clenching their fists like before, and it may be better to hug everyone with open arms!

Sitting standing is better than lying down! ! !

27。 Eating and sleeping are my two most important things, but only music can overcome them.

28。 I should go to bed. I should go to bed. I sleep for at least twenty hours every day and rest for the other four hours.

29。 Sometimes people ask us what rock and roll is. God knows. Rock' n' roll, should just be uneasy about the status quo.

30。 Hello everyone! I am A Xin, the lead singer of Mayday. Long time no see, Happy New Year! It's August! )

3 1。 Q: Who is the most prone to accidents during league practice?

A Xin: I want to say it can't be me first, because I often sleep next to me when I practice.

So there's absolutely no way I can have that many situations.

Monster: Will it be said that sleeping is a situation in itself?

A Xin: Ah, it's possible.

Martha: No, that's not what I meant. I mean, if he's not out of tune, it's true.

Something really happened. But he has been singing very well these days, so I said he has been out of shape.

A Xin: Are you going to praise me or hurt me?

32。 Talk big, talk hard, say something you can't do at all,

Then I am forcing myself to bite the bullet and do it. This should be a distress signal.

33。 Although Reeve flew away, everyone's superman can't die.

34。 Thank you for letting me fall asleep where I have friends and wake up where there is music.

35。 You know, people like us just can't stand people's arches. ), right! ……。

As soon as I heard everyone arch, it didn't mean I was ashamed, so I decided to pull the monster pants on the spot.

36。 A Xin: How about sending the strongest person in Mayday to play with you? Loudest, most manly, most manly.

The thickest shoulder and the coolest shape-Guan You

Then Guan You and Bao Bao switch places.

PS: The letter bag beat the very ha's skin with a drum, completely ignoring Si Si and angrily stepping down. . .

Backstage stone: The lead singer is singing solo with others over there.

Guan You: Yes, are you kidding?

stage

A Xin: After organizing a band for seven years, I finally realized my dream of holding a solo concert.

-Stone Martha Guan swims in the way. .

Shi Jie cursed impudence backstage.

A Xin: Just me and Miss Zhou. Trouble, love, lyricism

So A Xin sang Love ING, which is totally different from Love ING. Then I got bored myself.

A Xin: Forget it. It is so boring.

(Then I saw a can of mineral water thrown backstage. )

Let's welcome-bless-Martha-Si Tong-the monster again.

Love on May 1st.

It's good to have you. . The broken sound will not be heard. . .

37。 A Xin said ... people often envy that other drummers are foreigners, and it is even more blessed that we are aliens!

38。 There was a long speech in the midfield, and then A Xin said, well ... you can start singing. ...

The monster went on to say, yes ... you have had enough rest, too! !

A Xin said with a smile ... Oh, don't get sore throat (... it's really hoarse ... alas ~).

39。 A Xin suffers from anorexia. When he saw the food, he said, "I hate you! ! "Then I ate food.

40。 Dance every day of your life.

Touching the ground on tiptoe, your fingers will almost pierce the blue sky.

Covered with scars, we are all brave children.

When doubt and panic are exposed to us.

Humor and love will be our last warm line of defense.

4 1。 All the impromptu performances without rehearsal are my most precious moments.

42。 When you are happy, you should be happier than others, and when you are sad, you should understand sadness better than others.

I have experienced the truest feelings, all the truest lives, so I can make the truest choice.

43。 Waiting is the noblest virtue of mankind.

44。 I would never want to say "if time could be repeated", if time could be repeated, it would not be so precious!

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