Joke highlights make you dizzy.

The laughter of the highlights makes you dizzy. Everyone's usual life must be very difficult and stressful. You can read more jokes when you are tired. Seeing jokes can make you relax, so that you can devote yourself to your work. Next, follow me to see the joke collection, which makes you dizzy.

You are dizzy with laughter. One night, I went home from dinner outside and went to a remote place. The lights are dim. Suddenly I saw a white shadow in the corner of my eye. Suddenly I turned around and there was nothing, but I always saw a white shadow following me. When I got home, I found there was still a white shadow, and I was very scared. When I washed my face, I found a grain of rice in the corner of my eye.

2. In middle school, the female classmate on duty just mopped the classroom floor, and the boy who came back after kicking the ball stepped on it. When the class teacher saw it, he said angrily, "The female classmate just took off (dragged) and was ruined by your man!"

Now I finally find that those who failed in the exam in those years always have to be returned. ...

I can't buy train tickets online because I didn't learn my computer well! If you don't learn math well, you won't get a mortgage! Chemistry is not good, always eat gutter oil! Communication engineering didn't learn well, and there was always no signal when I bought iPhone 4S!

A very fat lady asked the keeper of the zoo racecourse, "When did you buy the camel?" administrative staff

Very polite. Answer: "Miss, we don't have camels here. Actually, what you see is a horse. It's been like this since you rode it last time ~ ~ ~ "

I looked my girlfriend up and down, and my boyfriend said, "I have noticed that you have recently ..."

Before his voice fell, his girlfriend interrupted him and shouted, "Don't say fat, don't say fat!" "

The boyfriend nodded and said, "It's swollen!"

6. A few minutes before the self-study class, the old class came. The students secretly took out their mobile phones to play, and then only heard a loud noise.

"Bang!" Our old class kicked the door open and turned off the light. As a result, all the students with reflective faces were taken away. .....

Joke highlights make you dizzy 2 No.65438 +0:

A fat man fell from the twelfth floor. He was a fat man!

Second place:

A candy, walking in the North Pole, thought it was cold,-so it turned into rock sugar.

Third place:

Mother took her daughter back from kindergarten and asked on her way home, "What English did the teacher teach today?"

The daughter said, "Big Sprite." Mother is confused. The next day she went to the kindergarten and asked the teacher. The teacher said, "I taught the capital letter' B' yesterday."

Fourth place:

Two bananas go shopping in tandem. Walking, the banana in front felt very hot, so I took off my clothes. Guess what?-The banana in the back fell off.

Fifth place:

A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? It said, "Meow-"

Sixth place:

Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast. The second tomato asked: Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?

Seventh place:

Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread walking on the road. It walked and walked and suddenly became hungry ... so it ate itself. ...

Eighth place:

When a polar bear is idle and bored, he pulls out his hair, one, two, three. ....................................................................................................................................................

Ninth place:

There's a match It walks, walks, walks, walks, walks ... when it suddenly feels itchy, it scratches.

Catch, catch, catch, catch ... Later ... Later, he set himself on fire and finally went out ~ ~ ~

No. 10:

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks. ..