Kneel for two jokes

On June 19, Japanese journalist Ichiro Ozawa made a surprise interview at Peking University. At the entrance of Nange (International Cooperation Department), Ichiro Ozawa interviewed a little boy (later confirmed to be a student of the Institute of International Relations? The following is the original true question and answer record:

Q: Do you support this view or action of boycotting Japanese goods?

A: Everyone is an individual, and every individual is free. I can't control others' thoughts, and I have no right to control others' actions.

Q: How do you position Sino-Japanese relations?

A: Objective orientation, equality and mutual benefit.

Q: From the perspective of students, what do you think is the biggest obstacle in the relationship between the two countries?

A: Obviously, the Japanese side has made wrong remarks and actions in many aspects, which we cannot accept and tolerate! In short, improving Sino-Japanese relations requires Japan to face up to history and show goodwill and sincerity.

Q: Do you personally use Japanese goods?

Yes, the toilet. (Students present laugh)

Q: Then tell me, why are Japanese toilets better than those in China?

A: In China, this topic is not elegant, and it is not normal to talk about it in public. Of course, I don't know whether you have such a hobby or your country has such a habit. (Laughter)

Q: Is there any way for China and Japan to unload this heavy "burden" on historical issues?

Please pay attention to your words! I don't agree with you. Your question itself is framing China. Since ancient times, China has never had any "burden". The Chinese nation is an excellent nation with an open mind and an open mind. Being kind to others and beggar-thy-neighbor is China's virtue. Therefore, we face up to history, but we will never complain. We tolerate reconciliation, including dealing with Japan. What is the historical burden of China and the Chinese nation? Have the people of China done anything wrong to the Japanese? The problem is precisely that Japan, which invaded China and committed heinous crimes, did not face up to history, burned and looted in China, and frantically wanted to destroy the Chinese nation. The criminal Japanese not only refused to apologize to the people of China and China for their losses, but even clamored to send troops overseas to expand Xinjiang, split China and occupy the territory of China, which angered the people of China. There are too many such historical facts. Is this the historical burden of China? (Applause by students present)

Q: I also often watch the news. There have been frequent production accidents in China recently, so the mortality rate must be high, right?

A: Like your country, everyone will die once. (Laughter and applause)

Q: On the campus of China University, students commit suicide frequently and repeatedly. Why?

A: In fact, most students commit suicide in your country. Many strange ways of suicide were invented by suicides in your country. In the relevant information published by the United Nations, Japan ranks first in the world in suicide rate. I don't know what sufficient evidence you have to prove campus suicide in our country. President mop.com famously said, "No investigation, no right to speak". I hope you can report objectively and truthfully. It is necessary for me to correct the words in your question just now. In China's Chinese grammar, the repetition of "repeated prohibitions" is cumbersome and the words are wrong. Besides, what you said is not true! (Applause)

Q: Do you know that China students studying in Japan illegally steal Japanese confidential information?

A: I can't verify the accuracy and authenticity of your message. This absurd statement is as absurd as that Bush attacked Iraq because Saddam stole the pressure cooker from the Bush family. (Laughter at the scene)