Funny remarks about Double 11 Classic humorous sentences about Double 11

Friends, the Double Eleven you are most looking forward to is coming soon! Friends, are you ready to buy your hands? I bring you funny remarks about Double 11. Classic humorous sentences about Double 11, Bo Jun Yile!

1. A prodigal woman with insomnia is really good at picking the time. Yang Guo is the only person I have ever seen who buys his hands during Double 11.

2. The Double 11 shopping is over... After this period is over, I will clean up the cabinet and bring out something to revive my blood

3. I will go! I won’t go to Double 11 You are so poor when you come to steal my account.

4. I’m so exhausted that I’m so tired after losing Double 11.

5. Refund applications cannot be submitted on Double 11, so think twice before buying.

6. For girls like me who didn’t buy anything on Double 11, just keep it, my dear, because you are virtuous after all.

7. It’s a cold day, Double 11, don’t buy anything, go to class, it’s really suitable to be with the air conditioner.

8. Double 11 and 6, I am still a bachelor! I feel so sad! It’s better to meet Er Kang!

9. The so-called Double 11 Hand-Chopping Festival, in fact, I am a prodigal. All of them have reached seventy-seven or eighty-eight.

10. Warning to Double 11 shoppers, when you are busy you feel like you lack nothing. Only when you are extremely bored will you feel like you have nothing. Good morning, kids!

11. I can’t tell the difference between Double 11 Shopping Festival and Singles’ Day. I just want to ask, have you “chopped your hands” today? Anyway, I’m pretty much defeated. I plan to drink porridge for a month.

12. The poor boy chopped off his hands and feet on Double 11, and his physical disability and strong will moved the world. 11. I grabbed a dog can for Beibei and fell asleep. I had no double digits at all. The need to buy hands on 11th

13. When I woke up, Double 11 was more than half over, forget it, I’ll just buy my hands again next year! I’d like to ask, everyone. What are you chopping?

14. Double 11. Others are busy chopping, but my husband and I are busy making money. The two of them worked hard until after 23 o'clock and finally finished it. We both wanted to hold each other's hands and cry.

15. On Double 11, they tortured dogs and chopped off their hands.

16. Double 11, you have to chop your hands off, but I still have to keep my hands to move the bricks.

17. The night before Double 11. "Double 11 is coming soon! I bought it in advance hahahahahahaha!" Double 11. "Where are my hands? Where are my hands?!!! Forget it, press the password with your chin first?!!"

18. November, hand-chopping season. As for me, it’s the 21st Singles’ Day. This is also a special experience that no one else has.

19. It’s over. It’s too late to buy Double 11 this year. It’s estimated to be over four digits. It’s too tempting and I can’t afford to get hurt.

20. At 11:59, the last quiet minute. I bought 6 pairs of shoes like crazy. As soon as I made the payment, I discovered that the system had entered the Double 11 crash stage, so I stopped talking and went to buy it.

21. Today’s Double 11’s first order, hand-picking has begun. Please give me a good sign. Please give me a personal boost, haha.

22. What the hell is the Tmall Double 11 party? Everyone chops hands to celebrate? Wang Kai is too hard, dragging his sick body to participate in the fruit table game...

23. I injured my hand while chopping vegetables before Double Eleven. It was really a double eleven... After stopping the bleeding for dozens of minutes, I finished cooking the chicken with the injury. I thought it smelled better than it tasted, probably because I didn’t marinate it enough

< p> 24. Double 11 kindly calls it Hand-Chopping Day.

25. Oh, yes, except for Double 11, I don’t have to rush to work overtime. Then I remembered that it was Singles’ Day again, so I retrieved what I had watched on Moments. A rather pretentious and self-comforting article for this great festival. This year we have no hope and we are looking forward to next year.

26. The homepage is filled with the great achievements of the Double 11 Shopping Party and the marriage of Zai Zai. Message, I really want to take the dog, anyway, to calm down. What a great cause it is to stimulate economic growth. At the same time, I still want to wish Zai Zai a happy wedding, and I should look forward to what his baby will be like. 8. Double 11 Hand Chop Festival , something has to be done. So 7 laps, 6km, 42'6". The condition is gradually improving, and so are the knees, but the naughty child always refuses to walk and holding him for a long time is harmful to the knees.

27. Double 11, you are hesitating Whether it’s buying, buying, or buying, my cutest friends and I got up early to visit them. I hope everyone can do their best to shine and warm those who need our warmth, even if it’s just a moment. Diandian - A very meaningful day. Okay. A new day has begun. Happy 11.11 to everyone!

28. The girl at the front desk accidentally broke my laptop and I pulled her away. Approaching my office, she said to me, “I can punish her in any way as long as I don’t pay compensation. "I thought to myself, how could I bear to ask such a beautiful girl to compensate, so I said to her, "It doesn't matter, just lend me your computer for a day and don't delay my online shopping during Double Eleven."

29. November 11th continues to be cloudy and hazy, but there is already a heater at home. Although the temperature is not high, it is better than nothing! Today is the Double 11 Hand-Chopping Festival! 24. It’s almost the early morning of the 11th. Open your wife's mobile phone, log in to Alipay, and enter the wrong password three times. Then the world goes silent. Don't thank me, my name is Lei Feng. 30. Double Eleven is coming soon, and I don't know why my husband left the house. I have collected all my bank cards and everything. Is this for wool?

31. One day, if you meet an old classmate who has a wife and children, tell him loudly that I have not fallen yet. For those who are still wandering outside the besieged city like you, comfort them, we are all extremely strong good comrades, stick to the end, if the bachelors from all over the world unite, victory will definitely be ours.

32. The following three. The days are very interesting: November 9th: 119; November 10th: 110; November 11th: Double 11. This tells us: fire prevention, theft prevention, and prodigal mothers!!!

33 , It used to be a Christmas and New Year’s Day party, but now it’s a Double 11 party. The economic level has dropped significantly, so close your eyes and go to sleep!

34. Throw yourself on the bed and unfold it like a scrap of newspaper. Recently, I am so busy at work that I have no time to complete the planned things during my break. The friction between fatigue and worries turns into sparks that can spontaneously ignite in a minute. I pack up and prepare to go to bed. I find that the windows in the opposite community are usually asleep at this time. Today, many people are sleeping. The lights are bright, okay, happy shopping on Double 11. Although I also want to buy, buy and buy, I’d better go to bed

35. I think...Double 11 requires everyone to buy...the shopping cart There shouldn't be a limit! Sorry...

36. I finally made up my mind to buy on Double 11, and finally made the choice one night!! Then, all the products expired. ...Just because I watched a movie tonight and went to bed late