Interview humorous jokes

Oral supervisor: How much do you know about computers?

Applicant: I know a little. I have worn an electronic watch, played Nintendo, and there is a TV in my room ... Besides, I ...

I have seen my classmates start it twice with dos. ...

Oral supervisor: Next!

Oral supervisor: How much do you know about computers?

Applicant: Well, it depends on what kind of computer it is. Output power of universal ultra-palm silicon monolithic clock

The brain (electronic watch) is relatively simple, and my primary school often uses his explanation and coding workflow (alarm clock function).

As for the multi-function virtual reality simulator (Nintendo), it is much more complicated, but I have tested it completely.

Multi-static data storage unit (punch card only).

When I grew up, I became interested in multi-channel UHF wireless multimedia receiving equipment (TV). Every day,

In the evening, I will follow the information of a specific channel (referring to the eight o'clock file).

As for the traditional digital computer, one of my work partners (classmates) often enters under my supervision.

Signal exchange between column main memory silicon monomer and magnetized data accessor (refers to dos boot) ...

Oral supervisor: I will start work tomorrow. Your car is on the second floor underground, and there is a parking space. This is the key. ...