A cold joke with questions and answers

At the dinner table, grandma recalled the past.

Speaking of the water level of Xiangjiang River, I said to my dad, "Your brother was born with a lot of water, don't you remember?"

Father nodded and said affirmatively, "Yes, I remember."

Wild ones are better.

A family of three went to a restaurant for dinner, and the adults ordered some dishes made from wild plants.

The child is puzzled: "Mom, why do you order so many wild things?"

Mother said, "Wild ones are good!"

The child asked, "am I wild?"

The train tire is flat.

I waited at the railway station last night, and the train was late.

Really boring, just chatting with a buddy next to me.

After chatting for a while, the train still didn't come. I said, "Now the train is really, why is it always late?"

This guy pondered for a while, and then said to me with concern, "It won't be a flat tire, will it?"

Spend 150 to earn 250

Today I spent 150 yuan doing a very abstract hairstyle. After returning to the dormitory, he was strongly criticized by several roommates.

The students who have been silent for a long time concluded: "This hairstyle is very cost-effective! It only took 150 and cut 250 heads. "

drop from the sky

Some people read Chairman Mao's quotations: "People's correct thoughts fall from the sky!"