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Humorous sentences that make fun of throat couses caused by doing nucleic acid tests every day. Collection
Humorous sentences that make fun of throat couses caused by doing nucleic acid every day (Part 1)
1. We are all friends of life and death.
2. Go home from get off work early, take a second nucleic acid test, and stock up on food to prepare for home isolation
3. One star in the sky, one person on the ground.
4. Yesterday, I took a nucleic acid test on my nose, which was done in the morning. I still felt something poking my nose before going to bed. Because of rhinitis, I have always been afraid of having something enter my nose since I was a child.
5. I hope that not only spring will come as scheduled, but also that you will be safe after the epidemic.
6. I took a nucleic acid test and had to wait in line for a long time this morning.
7. Don’t let your life be controlled by comfort. What determines your success is struggle. Don’t let your life be controlled by the past. What determines your future is the future. Don’t let your life be controlled by others. It determines your destiny. Yes, it’s me! Good morning! Preventing and controlling the epidemic is our duty!
8. Winter is very long, but you know, spring will always come, right?
9. After the test, we feel at ease and everyone has returned to normal life. happy.
10. Some friends missed the peak period and queued up for nucleic acid tests late at night. At the same time, they paid tribute to medical staff and wore protective suits to take samples all night long.
11. Good thing! Return to normal order as soon as possible! But it seems that this cannot be taken completely lightly.
12. Life is not forever, and the future is not long.
13. There is no spring that will not come, love and hope spread faster than the virus!
14. I went on a business trip to Beijing for two weeks. After returning, I took a nucleic acid test and was quarantined at home for 14 days, and finally returned to normal.
15. The limitations of destiny may last forever, but the unyielding challenge is indispensable!
16. It turns out that the peace of the country and the people can only be achieved when there is a lot of traffic and crowds.
17. The third nucleic acid test report, everything is normal! Full ban lifted!
18. For the second nucleic acid test, wait in line for one hour and one minute for testing.
19. Queuing up late at night for nucleic acid testing. Community residents can go home directly after the test, but epidemic prevention personnel have to continue. I don’t know when it will be done. Hey, come on, Xi’an!
20. More than ten years have passed, and I never thought that I would go back to elementary school because of a nucleic acid test... A humorous sentence that makes fun of throat couses caused by taking nucleic acid tests every day (Part 2)
21 . Only when there is sadness can there be reflection. Only when there is silence can there be indifference.
22. When the cold winter passes by, the warm sun will come. The hardships at this moment are like the rain in front of the rainbow. Witness the arrival of spring.
23. No longer dress according to the rules, change your style and get a nucleic acid test.
24. If you are fearful, you will not dare to act recklessly and your virtue will be achieved; if you are fearless, you will do what you want and cause disaster.
25. Your concealment is barbaric to everyone.
27. No longer compare yourself with others, success is just a battle between you and yourself; no longer think about taking the path of least resistance, the satisfaction of harvest lies in the process of hard work.
28. The raging new coronavirus epidemic is tormenting the mood of every Chinese.
29. Life requires a belief, a rock-solid belief, a firmness that remains unwavering under any changes. Whether exposed to frost or snow, facing thorns, or living in peace and tranquility, our heart will always be toward the light. This is faith. This is an ambition, a goal. come on! We will definitely overcome any difficulties!
30. China is always well protected by their bravest people.
31. There is no winter that is insurmountable, and there is no spring that will not come.
32. We stay at home and spend the most time with our families. We have enough time and have gained more insights.
33. Today’s nucleic acid test gave me a runny nose?
34. Thanks to this epidemic, I understand that people cannot predict what will happen in the next second, so I will live in the moment with you, help each other, and join hands every second.
35. During the days of fighting against the epidemic, I deeply realized: peace and security are not as valuable as gold and silver! Being rich and wealthy is not as good as being healthy! Being content and always happy is the best thing in life! All the best, just be happy! After the epidemic, I wish my family and I and the people of the whole country can be safe, healthy and happy for the rest of our lives!
36. Queuing up for nucleic acid testing, there are so many people, and some people don’t wear masks, or wear masks randomly, smoke, etc., it’s really scary.
37. If someone comes to seek help from someone who is sick, you should not ask them whether they are rich or poor, whether they are old or young, beautiful, close or friendly, Chinese or barbarian, stupid or wise, all of them are treated as close relatives.
38. If the trickle is not blocked, it will become a river; if the light is not extinguished, the heat will not matter.
39. Hope is the crutch of perseverance, and patience is the travel bag. Carrying them, people can board the eternal journey.
40. The mountains and rivers are in different places, but the wind and moon are in the same sky. A humorous sentence on Moments about someone who stabbed his throat during a nucleic acid test
A humorous sentence on Moments about someone who stabbed his throat after a nucleic acid test (Part 1)
1. How can I say that I have no clothes? Be in the same robe as your son. How can I say that I have no clothes? Tongze with Zi.
2. Maybe before long, my throat will grow calluses.
3. Queuing up late at night for nucleic acid testing makes it even harder for medical workers. The weather is hot and the weather is constantly changing. I hope the epidemic will pass soon.
4. If it weren’t for the epidemic, I should be driving in the canyon with my boyfriend and sisters now, instead of queuing up with my family for nucleic acid tests in the middle of the night.
5. When I woke up, everyone in my circle of friends were doing nucleic acid tests overnight, and I quickly looked at my health code.
6. When the spring flowers bloom, I will hold your hand and enjoy the beautiful rivers and mountains.
7. The world is big, but happiness is small. I hope that not only spring will come as scheduled, but also that you will be safe after the epidemic. May all good things come as expected.
8. We are all intersex until the nucleic acid test results come out.
9. Where the flower of love blooms, life can flourish.
10. In the face of life and death, money is useless and fame and fortune are empty.
11. My nest, my natal family, and my husband’s family have all been destroyed. The epidemic should end as soon as possible. The children have all undergone four rounds of nucleic acid tests.
12. An epidemic wakes you and me up!
13. When the cold winter passes by, the warm sun will come. The hardships at this moment are like the rain in front of the rainbow. Witness the arrival of spring.
14. It’s snowing in Wuhan, and the quiet and mixed whiteness silently covers the entire city. After the snow melts, it will be the first spring scenery we see.
15. When the epidemic map is red, all kinds of life situations will be staged. Some people will unite as one, while others will take advantage of the opportunity to calculate their own interests. But no matter what, I believe the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can conquer everything. We are together during this epidemic!
16. Queuing up for a nucleic acid test under the scorching sun is not easy at all.
17. I only hope that this "fire" and "thunder" will clear away this disease and disaster as soon as possible.
18. When I was a child, nostalgia was like a small ticket; when I grow up, nostalgia is like a sour nucleic acid report (Nucleic Acid Test Moments Copywriting)
19. The recent ongoing epidemic and all the unknowns remind us all the time that things are impermanent, so we should cherish everything we hope for, take the road ahead, and cherish the people in front of us
20. I only hope that my life can start after the epidemic is over. A new journey. Let everything now disappear when the epidemic is over. Humorous sentences in the circle of friends about people who stabbed their throats during nucleic acid tests (Part 2)
21. The epidemic has made me re-recognize myself. Life is full of seas, but ordinary people have only one ear!
22. Only in the hospital will you understand that compared with your own health, there is nothing in life that you cannot let go of, because the only wealth in the world is life. When life ends, there is no fame or fortune in the world. Money, no honor.
23. After surviving the epidemic and traveling to different places, you said: Let’s be together!
24. Even if the mountains and rivers are in trouble, they cannot match the kindness of the world.
25. Before the epidemic broke out again, we completed our wedding. It was just perfect to meet you. I will love you with my heart, care for you, and protect you for the rest of my life as I said at the wedding!
26. The person who can accompany you to the end in life is not necessarily the person you love the most! Maybe the people who accompany you through the epidemic cherish you the most!
27. Pray that the epidemic will end soon and people will be safe and healthy!
28. We went out to line up for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night. Everyone was very conscious and orderly. We in Xi'an will do well, come on! !
29. I had to wait in the cold weather for three hours to do a nucleic acid test, and my whole body was numb from the cold.
30. Once the nucleic acid test results come back normal, you can lift the quarantine and move around on campus. I’m so excited that I’m going to buy a bachelor’s uniform now!
31. I just got off work and saw people queuing up for nucleic acid tests downstairs. I was trembling. I have only been working normally for two months.
32. If I have done something wrong, please punish me, but not in the way of doing nationwide nucleic acid testing until early in the morning.
33. When the epidemic is over, there will be nothing unworthy in this world. Hot pot is worth it, milk tea is worth it, skewers are worth it, and beer is worth it.
34. My mentality is broken. I was woken up in the middle of the night and asked to do nucleic acid. What is going on? It feels like everyone is doing nucleic acid all night long.
35. Let’s embrace each other when spring comes.
36. These warm people will make spring come early.
37. A star in the sky and a person on the ground.
38. Follow the path of your own choice, and work hard to live the life you want. When you feel tired, stop and hug yourself. Time is long, and you will eventually know whether you are warm or cold.
39. In times of crisis, there are heroes everywhere.
40. Except for life and death, they are all trivial matters, and past entanglements are all stories. Humorous sentences about the nucleic acid test when you poke your throat
Humorous sentences about nucleic acid testing when you poke your throat (Part 1)
1. Once in the world, you will finally see the sunshine.
2. An epidemic has made us understand life and understand a lot.
3. Unite as one and defeat the epidemic as soon as possible.
4. Reduce fear and face it correctly; adjust your mentality, strengthen your confidence, set goals, live up to your time, be positive, and your life will be perfect!
5. I believe that after experiencing this baptism, mankind has awakened! Pray for an early victory over this disaster!
6. The cherry blossoms are blooming and the new crown is gone. So why don’t we go watch the cherry blossoms flying all over the sky together?
7. The subway will be crowded again, the streets will be lively again, and the breakfast shops in the alleys and the neon lights of singing, drinking and singing in the city center will remain the same as before. I believe that love and hope will spread faster than the virus. Everything will pass and everything will start again.
8. Isolate the virus, but do not isolate love, because love is a bridge.
9. I never thought that disaster would be so close to me! For individuals and families who are unfortunate enough to contract the disease, life and well-being can come to an abrupt end. We hope to control the epidemic as soon as possible and save more lives and families!
10. I hope that through these ups and downs, the mountains and rivers will be safe, and the world will be safe.
11. Life is really too difficult. Every day I see people dying due to the epidemic. In the face of life and death, all age, gender, status and experience become irrelevant. I can only be glad that it is not me. They are mourning again, what did they do wrong? They did nothing wrong. How should we choose?
12. Life is short, take pleasure in the present, and hope to overcome the virus as soon as possible!
13. Some friends missed the peak period and queued up for nucleic acid tests late at night. At the same time, they paid tribute to medical staff and wore protective suits to take samples all night long.
14. There are different heroes in every era, and the medical workers who fight on the front line to save lives and heal the wounded, go against the odds, and face difficulties are today's heroes.
15. There is no pain that cannot be healed, and there is no sinking that cannot be ended. Everything lost will come back in another way.
16. Don’t let your life be controlled by comfort. What determines your success is struggle. Don’t let your life be controlled by the past. What determines your future is the future. Don’t let your life be controlled by others. It determines your destiny. Yes, it’s me! Good morning! Preventing and controlling the epidemic is our duty!
17. Compared with health, rights are worthless. Compared with body, RV money is as light as a feather.
18. Once the nucleic acid test results come back normal, you can lift the quarantine and move around on campus. I’m so excited that I’m going to buy a bachelor’s uniform now!
19. May the world be peaceful, you and me fine, flowers and flowers blooming, and warmth as ever.
20. Life is not forever, and the future is not long. Humorous sentences about throat nucleic acid testing (Part 2)
21. The third nucleic acid testing report, everything is normal! Full ban lifted!
22. I have read a lot of stories about people who died of illness in the past few days. A sudden epidemic just fell from the sky. Life is too unpredictable and there are too many accidents. I really don’t know which meeting will be the last one. On the one hand, there are many things that are too late to say and many things that are too late to be done.
23. In the past, it was always said that tomorrow or the accident will come first. Every trip is earned. Now I have to say that seeing the sun tomorrow is earned.
24. If you are fearful, you will not dare to act recklessly and your virtue will be achieved; if you are fearless, you will do what you want and cause disaster.
25. Accompany each other and tide over the disaster.
26. When you come to the world, you want to look at the sun and walk on the street with your sweetheart.
27. When the spring flowers bloom, I will hold your hand and enjoy the beautiful rivers and mountains.
28. Nucleic acid testing for all employees was announced overnight today. Medical staff have worked hard. You are always on the front line at all times. Thank you.
29. Winter is very long, but you know, spring will always come, right?
30. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Only when there is silence can there be indifference.
31. I waited in line until late at night for a nucleic acid test last night, but the result was disappointing. I went past my usual bedtime and had insomnia all night.
32. My city is sick, but I still love it.
33. I wanted to go out and relax after the winter vacation and see friends I hadn’t seen for a long time, but the epidemic happened again.
34. Queuing up for nucleic acid testing, there are so many people, and some people don’t wear masks, or wear masks randomly, smoke, etc., it’s really scary.
35. Death is smiling at each of us, and all we can do is smile back.
36. Before the epidemic broke out again, we completed our wedding. It was just perfect to meet you. I will love you with my heart, care for you, and protect you for the rest of my life as I said at the wedding!
37. These warm people will make spring come early.
38. When people reach middle age, they gradually learn to be alone, learn to walk alone, like to get along with people not far or near, learn to be cautious and self-disciplined, and do not judge others at will. It is also a kind of cultivation to follow what others say.
39. I have to go for a nucleic acid test in the afternoon, although I really don’t want to do it...
40. There is no spring that will not come, and love and hope spread more quickly than the virus Faster! Copywriting for WeChat Moments that will poke out cocoons if you use nucleic acid in your throat
Copywriting for WeChat Moments that will poke cocoons out of your throat if you use nucleic acid (Part 1)
1. In the past, I always said that tomorrow and accidents were different. Come first, every trip is earned, and now it must be said that being able to see the sun tomorrow is earned.
2. In the dark night, those who believe in the stars wander, those who believe in the moon run, and those who believe in the sun wait for dawn.
3. Stop comparing yourself with others, success is just a battle between you and yourself; no longer think about taking the path of least resistance, the satisfaction of harvest lies in the process of hard work.
4. Beauty is still on the way, and there is no expected perfection.
5. No matter what kind of sky is above my head, I am ready to withstand any storm.
6. Life is impermanent, I wish you no regrets! Do what you want to do, and see who you want to see.
Be kind to every sincerity around you and cherish every moment you spend together. Don't wait until people leave and the tea cools down, leaving nothing but sadness in your heart!
7. Except for life and death, they are all trivial matters, and past entanglements are all stories.
8. Among the glitz and glamor, family is the best. Only those who know how to cherish it deserve it.
9. Winter is coming to an end, spring can be expected, the mountains and rivers are safe, and the world is safe.
10. The epidemic has made us feel suffering and realize the various aspects of life. It has made us feel more truly that you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!
11 .We are all friends of life and death.
12. I hope that through these ups and downs, the mountains and rivers will be safe, and the world will be safe.
13. No one knows how many normal people are carrying the virus. Nucleic acid testing cannot guarantee that all infected people will be found. Clearing the data in the future will be a psychological comfort.
14. I just woke up, feeling sleepy and sleepy. I have to do a nucleic acid test in the afternoon?
15. Giving up without fighting is hypocritical; detachment without suffering is frivolous.
16. It’s great to be back to normal! Everything is going in the right direction! It will get better and better!
17. The outbreak of the epidemic again made me anxious little by little.
18. Death is smiling at each of us, and all we can do is smile back.
19. Extraordinary times, very worrying. My heart is here, my intention is here, and my greetings are there. Good today, good tomorrow, good every day. Good health, good health. Preventing coronavirus is better than anything else.
20. A safe distance is allowed, but the warmth of the world is indispensable. We will see you again when the spring comes and the flowers bloom. A copywriter for a circle of friends who would poke cocoons out of a nucleic acid throat (Part 2)
21. You are not born brave, you just choose to be fearless.
22. Many years later, spring comes and goes, when the sun shines on the grass, when we breathe the air freely, and when we gather happily, we must remember that snow fell here several years ago. piece of land.
23. An epidemic has made us understand life and understand a lot.
24. There is no winter that cannot be overcome, and there is no spring that will not come.
25. I have been queuing up for nucleic acid testing at 2:00 in the middle of the night, and there are still a lot of people in front of me.
26. I took a nucleic acid test and had to wait in line for a long time this morning.
27. I never thought that disaster would be so close to me! For individuals and families who are unfortunate enough to contract the disease, life and well-being can come to an abrupt end. We hope to control the epidemic as soon as possible and save more lives and families!
28. The strong wind knows the strong grass, and the rough wind knows the hero.
29. Angels in white, benevolent doctors, and the most beautiful retrograde figures of the times, I hope you will recover soon and go home in good health when the epidemic is over... No one should be left behind.
30. After surviving the epidemic and traveling to different places, you said: Let’s be together!
31. Once in the world, you will finally see the sunshine.
32. Yesterday, I took a nucleic acid test on my nose in the morning. I still felt something poking my nose before going to bed. Because of rhinitis, I have always been afraid of having something enter my nose since I was a child.
33. I don’t know when the epidemic will end, and I have no other requirements. I just want to go back and sleep for half a day.
34. Due to the epidemic, my daughter has not been able to go home. The school immediately organized vaccination and did a nucleic acid test. I would like to thank the teacher Mianshi for giving up the holiday to guard a group of mythical beasts. Then I thought about it. , the efficiency in school is indeed much higher...
35. As the cold winter passes by, the warm sun will come. The hardships at this moment are like the rain in front of the rainbow. Witness the arrival of spring.
36. Spring will always come, and the Luojia cherry blossoms will still bloom as usual. Come on Xi'an!
37. Life is short, take pleasure in the present, and hope to overcome the virus as soon as possible!
38. Only when there is sadness can there be reflection. Only when there is silence can there be indifference.
39. Although we have never met, you must be safe.
40. Look forward to good news in the news as you look forward to spring.
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