Anecdotes about learning

1, if you don't study now, the exam will be sad!

2. My mother cooked delicious braised pork, and my 20-year-old son praised her again and again. My mother took the opportunity to educate her son: You should study hard and find a good job in the future, otherwise how will your son eat braised pork in the future? The son immediately said, OK, OK, I'll tell my son to eat braised pork and go to grandma.

3. Should I learn from the spirit of bumpkin hitting the little monster and pester you to death?

One thing is to study history well, and if you can't do it that day, you will cross it.

5, _ _ _ _ What a sudden death, turning you into a virgin.

6. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn't study well when I was a child because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.