A story about a joke, a short story about a joke.

1. A new fish pond is opened, and the fishing fee is 100 yuan. After fishing all day, I didn't catch any fish. The boss said that whoever didn't catch a fish would be given a chicken. Many people went, and when they came back, everyone was carrying a chicken, and everyone was very happy! I think the boss is very interesting.

Later, the janitor of the fishing ground told everyone that the boss used to raise chickens professionally, and there were no fish in this fish pond.

The inspector has a strong literary background. When I saw Du Mu's poem, I thought of "Epang Palace Fu", so I asked the students, "Do you know who burned Epang Palace?" The students looked scared and shook their heads: "I didn't burn, I didn't burn!" " "

The inspector felt ridiculous when he saw the embarrassing scene in front of him. He immediately ran to the principal's office and accused the principal: "The students in your school have a low level of Chinese, and they even said that he didn't burn Epang Palace."

The headmaster said quietly, "The students in our school have always been honest. Since he said it didn't burn, it certainly didn't burn. "

3. One day, a doctor went to enjoy the scenery by boat. On the boat, the doctor asked the fisherman, "Do you know anything about biology?" The fisherman said no, and the doctor said, "Then your life will be lost 1." After a while, the doctor asked, "Do you know philosophy?" Fishermen still can't. The doctor added, "Then your life will lose again 1."

After a while, the doctor asked again, "Can you be scientific?" Fishermen still can't. Just then, the wind blew hard and a huge wave came. The fisherman asked the doctor, "Can you swim?" The doctor said no, and the fisherman said, "Then your life is over!" " " .

The employee who likes drinking will come to work in two days, and the manager left the number "7954" on the employee's desk. When the clerk came to work and saw the note, he didn't know what it was, so he asked the secretary. She said, "It was a mistake for the manager to speak Mandarin and say that you had drunk." The clerk drew a cicada behind the number and sent it back to the manager. The manager smiled: "A willing son can teach you."

A few days later, the staff relapsed. The manager added a "white smoke" to the cicada's tail and gave it to him. The clerk went to consult the secretary again. She said, "Last time the manager said you had drunk, you said," I know, and now I'm as drunk as before. The manager said, I know nothing.

In a market area in the United States, a big German shepherd passed by a butcher shop, jumped on the meat table and took a piece of meat hanging on a hook. The butcher quickly recognized that it was a neighbor's lawyer's pet dog, so he went directly to the lawyer's house.

"Lawyer, I want to ask you something. A dog stole a big piece of meat from my shop. Can I sue the dog owner to get back the meat money? " "Of course." The legal "celebrity" did not hesitate to answer.

"That's good. Sir, your dog stole my meat. This is a large piece of prime meat, weighing two kilograms. You should pay me six dollars. " The lawyer looked at the butcher, said nothing, and quickly paid the full amount. The butcher was carried away by money and went home in three steps. A quarter of an hour later, he received this letter:

"Mr. Butcher, you owe Mr. John, the lawyer, $0/5 for consulting. Pay it off within three days, otherwise the court will open the court. "