Are there any funny online poems or poems? For example, pandas are not handsome but everyone loves them.

In a class, just after the last physiology class, the female teacher asked: Students, anyone who doesn't understand anything can ask the teacher.

At this moment, a classmate asked the teacher, "Teacher, is it more comfortable for men or women to have sex?"

the teacher explained to him for a long time, but he still didn't understand. The teacher gave him an analogy and said, "You pick your nose with your hands. < P > Is your nose cool or your fingers cool?"

he thought, um ... it's a good nose! Sit down.

The teacher asked, is there anything that the students don't understand? You can raise your hand and ask the teacher ...

Then the student raised his hand and asked the teacher, "Teacher, why can't women have sex when they come to menstruation?"

The teacher gave him another metaphor. Say, "Then when your nose bleeds. Will you pick your nose again? " The students thought, well, yes!

"Then why don't men like to wear condoms during sex?"

The teacher thought for a moment and asked him, "Do you like to wear gloves when picking your nose?"

he shook his head and sat down.

After a while, he raised his hand again and asked the teacher another question: "Since women are much more comfortable than men, why should women

resist when men rape women?"

When the teacher got angry, he slammed the table and said, "When you were walking in the main street. Others come up and insist on picking your nostrils. Will you? "