A few words of philosophy of life 13

Some words seem to be proverbs and jokes, but they are also true; Many truths have also expressed the voices of many people and the reality; Sometimes, jokes make you laugh, but at the same time, they also make people laugh into silence and even cry. Have the following proverbs and jokes poked your nerves and your tears?

1. Where is the best drinking capacity in China?

The northeast tiger and the northwest wolf can't drink the little girl in Shandong.

Hebei is crazy about Anhui, and its drinking capacity is not as good as that of Jiangxi, Hubei and Hunan.

Jiangsu is soft and beautiful, and drinking food is uncomfortable.

Further south, Guangdong and Guangxi. If you can't drink it, you lie.

The Yangtze River is long and the Yellow River is yellow, and the national capacity for drinking is strong in Henan.

The wind brings wine to Henan, and people are drunk in Henan;

I wish the sea water would turn into wine and the waves would take a sip.

2. The saddest thing in this world is:

Take the materials provided by parents and learn what they don't understand;

Eating delicious food that parents can't bear to eat and watching scenery that parents have never seen before.

While enjoying parental services with a clear conscience,

While confidently shouting that you have no right to control me!

Finally, I laughed that my parents had never seen the world.

Complaining about parents' incompetence.

Life is not easy, and parents are even harder! May you do it and cherish it.

I want to make such friends:

Get along, don't be alert;

Chatting, no scruples;

In front of each other,

Say what you have to say,

If you have something to say,

Have fun and laugh together,

Sadness is accompanied,

You helped me without asking for anything in return;

I'll be with you at any time.

In my opinion, in the hospital, those instruments for examination and medical equipment should not be charged, because they are doctors' tools. Like a mechanic's pliers wrench, how can it work without tools?

Isn't seeing a doctor the same as repairing a car? I'll drive the car in, and you'll be done when you're done; Who do you think will pay for the use of tools after repairing the car?

5, it's not that you can't quit drinking, but that your feelings are too high. The faint glass is full of sadness, the wine is forgetful, but the sour tears are swallowed.

6. It's really not easy for farmers in autumn harvest.

Where is the money?

Agriculture.

What about the food?

Sold it.

What about the money sold?

Bought chemical fertilizers and pesticides.

Did you make money?

Earned it.

Where is the money?

You ask me, I ask who will go!

7. The difference between men and women

It is brave for a woman to hit a man, and it is an animal for a man to hit a woman;

It is romantic for a woman to kiss a man suddenly, and it is rogue for a man to kiss a woman suddenly;

Women say AA system is an independent new woman;

Men say AA system, which is a super stingy miser.

8. Life is short, just be happy.

Samsara is long, and compassion is good.

Remember to put it down when you are tired.

If you are upset, remember your initial heart.

Nothing is constant, only cause and effect can be trusted.

9. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she must learn to wave.

A pair of bitter gourd faces, no one is happy;

There must be love in the heart and light on the face;

The soul is interesting and the body is the best.

10, this time, the bank card is clean, WeChat is clean, Alipay is clean, the pocket is clean, and people are clean. Who says she likes clean girls? Let me know when you come out.