Is the mobile company good?

Is it good? A joke that will make you laugh and think again:

The strange encounter of the CEO of China Mobile in the bathhouse!

(The leader of China Mobile’s department returned to the place where he jumped in line to visit his old friend. He just After getting off the bus, he checked into a guest house in the town. After a bumpy journey, the leader was stained with sweat, so he wanted to take a hot bath. The guest house had limited conditions and only had a public bathhouse.

The leader came to the door of the bathhouse and was stopped by a waiter: "Sir, if you want to take a bath, please pay an initial installation fee of 15 yuan. We will install a nozzle for you."

The leader immediately said He was stunned, wondering why this guest house was so ruthless! But because of his status, the leader did not get angry. He paid and was about to go in, but was stopped by the waiter: "Sir, I'm sorry, for the sake of management, every nozzle of ours has one." Please pay the 10 yuan number selection fee first. The selected number is only for you."

The leader was a little angry, but he still paid the money and chose the "8" number. The waiter said again. : "The number you chose is an auspicious number. According to regulations, you have to pay a special number surcharge of 8 yuan." Damn it! The leader suppressed his anger and said: "Then I will change it to No. 4. No. 4 is not an auspicious number. You don’t need to pay any special number surcharge, right?”

The waiter said: “No. 4 is an ordinary number, so of course there is no special surcharge. You have to pay a 5 yuan change fee.”

The leader shook his head helplessly, thinking about how simple the people here were back then, but he didn’t expect that they would use such clever names in order to make money. The world is really declining. The leader became more confident after paying the money! Asked: "Can I go in and take a shower now?"

The waiter smiled and said: "Of course, of course, please." The leader glared at him and walked in suddenly. He added: "I'm sorry, I have to tell you: Since the No. 4 nozzle is only for you, no matter whether you come to take a bath or not, you still have to pay a monthly fee of 7 yuan and 50 cents. In addition, every time you take a bath The fee is 6 yuan per 30 minutes. In addition, if you fail to pay the fee every month, you will be charged a certain late payment fee.

"That's enough, that's enough, I won't wash it anymore!" The leader was so angry that he turned around and wanted to leave. The waiter asked, "Are you really not going to wash it anymore?" The leader said sternly, "Yes! I will never be here. You guys are taking a shower here!"

The waiter smiled and said: "If you no longer use the No. 4 nozzle, you will have to pay a sales fee of 9 yuan and 80 cents. Only in this way can you use it again. You don’t have to pay us any fees." The leader was furious and started to quarrel with the waiter.

After a while, the manager of the guest house came over. When the leader saw the manager coming, he shouted loudly. After learning what had happened, the manager smiled and said to the leader: "Sir, I'm sorry, maybe you don't know that the bathing industry is a monopoly here. Fortunately, you didn't bathe in the pool, otherwise we would have charged you." What's the 'roaming' fee? ”