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A simple sentence is funny (73 sentences)

1, thank you for making me energetic every day.

Although I am fat in the photo, I still want to see this family photo, my favorite friend and relative.

All beings are bitter, but you are sweet, and my years are warm because of you.

You are our unexpected warmth, and you are our endless hope.

5, watching you grow up day by day, I think it is a very magical and happy thing, baby, thank you for coming to dad hahaha!

6, who is not old in life since ancient times, it is better to find an ugly man.

7. When God gave you to us, luck was with you!

I give you a little care, and you give me great warmth.

9. Work harder for you?

10, the baby has been basking in a lot of sunshine and absorbing a lot of calcium recently, but he hasn't listened to his father's voice for a long time.

1 1. Although you stole my sleep, deprived me of my freedom and made me unkempt and covered in milk stains, I still love you!

12, I am really proud of my children. I won the first prize in the piano competition in the city today.

13. Catch a chubby child in the sun.

14, children's world, adults look awkward!

15, I can't give you the best material, but I can give you the truest love.

16, she is my proudest work.

17, when you grow up, I hope you won't think I'm nagging about trivial things. No matter how difficult and tiring the growth process is, you should not give up and retreat easily.

18, meow, hello? I'm here to sunbathe my baby.

19, today the baby 10 months old, more and more sensible, more and more fun.

20. I grew up with you, and all my memories with you are hidden in it.

2 1. Today, North Nose has made great achievements. Let's have a family photo. There will be no dolls to play with in the future.

22. Record unrepeatable moments in your life with your heart.

23. Look at each other day and night and never tire of throwing them away.

24. Xiong Wa is also a demon, and it is naturally black when she loves it deeply.

25. The children did well in school and volunteered to go to cram school every week.

The old mother was very excited when the baby called her mother for the first time.

27, your arrival, life has become rich and colorful.

Although I feel very tired, I still have to stick to it.

29. Teletubbies come out to bask in the sun.

30. With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, Li Bai slept soundly. I suddenly peed my pants. Where are the diapers?

3 1, honey, dad taught you to sleep today. Look at this. Dad, go to bed first. You can keep up.

32, four eyes relative to day and night, still can't see enough.

33. I used to take selfies by myself, but now I take them with my baby.

Teletubbies, come out to bask in the sun.

You offend me thousands of times every day, and I still regard you as my first love.

36. Mom and Dad's hearts are connected like wings. We will escort you with all our love. No matter how long the world is, may your dreams fly everywhere.

Wherever I go, I care about you.

38. I haven't dried my baby for a long time! It's time to brush the presence.

39. Your cuteness can cure all unlovable things.

40. When you sleep, you are an angel, but when you wake up, you are really a little devil.

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42. The boat of friendship may capsize, but Dad's boat will never capsize.

43. I remember the way you smiled.

44. You need to paint a beautiful picture with a brush, no matter how hard it is, there is my baby.

No matter how high and far you fly, we will be behind you.

46. Labor and capital have money, leisure and children, and they are endless. No matter what happens at ordinary times, I am the winner of life at this moment!

Whether you are happy or naughty, as long as you are healthy and safe, I will be as calm as water.

48. Baby, your happiness is my happiness, your happiness is my happiness, and your sadness is my sadness, so every day in the future, you should be happy, be happy, and don't make me sad!

Baby, I wish you a happy and healthy life. I want to thank and praise God and pray for you silently.

Although you stole my sleep, deprived me of my freedom and made me unkempt and covered with milk stains, I still love you.

5 1, every baby is an angel who fell into the earth, clean, simple and naive. I don't love you enough when I am quiet, and I am angry and laughing when I am naughty.

52. In the future, I will grow up with you and you will grow old with me.

53. You are the endless hope of parents.

54. You are my endless hope and my unexpected warmth.

55. Everyone is here. Do you see my shadow? Our family photos and daughter-in-law are always so beautiful.

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57. It's a nice day today. People who get sunburned want to sleep.

58, inhale and exhale, to imitate the mother's stomach when the fetus moves.

Whether you are naughty or not, as long as you are healthy and happy, I will be satisfied.

60. Sweat on your face is the most beautiful expression!

6 1, you make my world messy, but also beautiful.

62. Take the children to the Maldives during the winter vacation.

This classmate is so rude that he doesn't even talk to me in class.

Baby, the sweetness you gave me has overshadowed the bitterness. Growing up with you is a university question. I will study hard and grow up with you!

It's been five months and I'm still staring at my eyes.

66. Your every move is what I care about most.

67. The eldest daughter is like her father, the youngest daughter is like her mother and the son is like her father. Both children are very happy. There are five people in the family.

68. You broke my heart and softened it.

69. Baby, you are going to bed. It won't grow up if you don't sleep.

70. May you be brave and fearless in the future, even if you are alone.

7 1, the bear belongs to the bear, but is my baby smart?

72. Eyes are my camera, recorded in my oversized hard disk, and then drawn by heart. Take pictures with your hands and draw with your heart.

You know what, son? When you were born, your mother thought she was the happiest person in the world!