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Discussion on the technique of squatting on the toilet to suppress the splash (a forum posted it strongly, which is a classic)

Sitting on the toilet, the bombs that are often dropped are splashed all over your ass ~ ~ Which expert has mastered the technique of suppressing the splash and recently taught it to my younger brother?

-Superlhy Posting Time: March 4, 23 23: 14: 1

Reply [1]: This is simple. You can't splash it if you put a piece of toilet paper in it before defecating!

-Ragelan

Reply [2]: Spam Post < p p>---kevin617

Reply [3]: Lou Pig is the biggest pig in the world! I can't do such a simple thing!

-lmyuan

Reply [4]: It's too BT

-Wolf3d

Reply [5]: That's ok. < p p>---machupicchu

Reply [6]: Just don't pull, or clip the stool into small pieces with your sphincter.

-Kronos

Reply [7]: Find the pattern from the food category ~

-Cello

Reply [8]: You won't stop stuffing your PY with corn

-ZLF23

Reply [9] : BTBBTBTBTBTBTBTTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTT

-Wolf3D

Reply [1]: Put a stool aside, Crouching higher

-Strolling Fish

Reply [11]: When bb is disconnected, then

Lift pp quickly

Then sit down

Lift ...

Sit down

Lift ...

After you have experience, you can also estimate PP lift according to the length and weight of bb

. It's good to pull a lesbian every day

-Tote mops the floor

Reply [12]: I forgot to add

The most convenient thing is to make the bottom of bb directly touch the water ...

Let bb dive into the water quietly,

Just like peeling an apple

-Tote mops the floor

Reply [ < p p>---Chinjoo

Reply [16]: Actually, it's very simple. If the landlord is not in the squatting position of his house, just put the PG back a little when defecating, and then the stool will fall on the ground behind the squatting position, so there is no danger of splashing water. If the landlord has a strong sense of responsibility,

you can push the poop pulled outside into the toilet with your fingers after defecation.

-Di Zi

replied [17]: toilet paper, not fingers.

-Di Zi

replied [18]: Down! ! ! ! !

true BT!

I'm eating Guilin rice noodles!

you pay! < p p>---DJdavid

Reply [19]: There is a certain potential!

-coozen

reply [2]: just don't let the stool break

-led77757

reply [21]: just turn down the water level of the toilet, and you will know the specific method by opening the toilet tank

-my4s6n

reply [22]. It definitely works! ! < p p>---sunnylady

Reply [23]: Sign your name quickly. LJ

-Wandering in the world of mortals

Reply [24]: Absolutely awesome, laughing me to death! !

-wwqwq

Reply [25]: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

-Wandering the world of mortals

Reply [26]: hug the pig absolutely Bt

-bbhom

Reply [27]: 11, 13, 15.

pour!

-Bubble gum greatly

Reply [28]: Shit, my water-saving toilet won't splash!

-A Jun

Reply [29]: Looking at the landlord's question again, it seems that there should be several referees next to them, holding up signs to score, right?

-Bubble gum greatly

Reply [3]: I heard a colleague say that the liquid in the toilet of a star-rated hotel is sticky and I don't know anything. Anyway, it will solve

except the pain of the landlord. . .

I'm used to throwing a lot of tuo toilet paper at the bottom of the temple. . .

-Let the Lord have sex

Reply [31]: Why does it suddenly smell like toilet stool when I open this post?

-Allah is a dog

Reply [32]: I have stayed in many five-star and super-five-star hotels, and I have never seen anything sticky in the urinal.

I didn't think of the way to throw toilet paper into the toilet. It's brilliant, brilliant, and I don't have to pull my stool

outside the urinal in the future.

Don't scold the landlord. He has raised a very important question which is related to our health. It is suggested to set it as an essence post.

-Di Zi

Reply [33]: I can't help laughing

-Silent Road

Reply [34]: Abnormal

-I blow, I blow, I blow, I blow, reply [35]: Liang Fu Mingxia is an expert, and the landlord can ask her

. . The angle must be vertical. And the minimum acceleration

is 9.8 to ensure that the object falls gently. There must be no gas born when shipping. . Otherwise, the effect will be affected.

-Toradino

Reply [37]: Sit slightly and let bb get into the water from the shore, just like a newly built ship < p p>---bigmonster

Reply [38]: As long as Lou Pig does all the wicked things and is a person without P eyes, he doesn't need to shit! You won't be bothered by the question

!

revised on: March 5, 23 9: 41: 3

-pizza big

reply [39]: It means that your toilet is not ergonomic! ~ A good toilet won't splash!

-tiger _ q

reply [4]: master! ! !

-charisien

Reply [41]: Don't pull, just do it.

-koji912cn

reply [42]: lean on

-don't give up monks

reply [43]:

My toilet is not cheap, and the American standard is also splashing!

-ultravid

reply [44]: too fierce! Such a post!

-Sini

reply [45]: potential post, collection

-sleep

reply [46]: it hasn't become a junk post yet? Take a seat first.

-Coral Reef

Reply [47]: If you defecate in pants, the spilled water won't stain your ass, but you should wash your pants after defecation

-Mayflower

Reply [48]: Pick it up by hand and throw it in the toilet

-Zewill

Reply [ It can be filtered.

-It's handsome to escape.

Reply [5]: No matter

the water splashes vertically

or

the water splashes

It is recommended that boys and girls

use paper towels < p p>---bjyongyong

Reply [51]

-starhbs

Reply [52]: You can suppress the splash by pulling out a Fu Mingxia with your py!

-Call me dragon five

Reply [53]: A good toilet won't spill. Mine doesn't splash. But I'm still used to putting it in a piece of paper Mainly used to wipe

the water droplets around the toilet.

-hustco2

Reply [54]: One of the functions of anus is to clamp off the stool. . .

I won't talk about other functions, lest people call me BT. . .

-Let the Lord make love

Reply [55]: My stomach hurts < p p>---bluesky79

Reply [56]: Landlord ... thanks to your idea ...

-Secret

Reply [57]: Strong! ! ! Nothing to say! You can ask this question to Fu Mingxia

-what a big hole

Reply [58]: A depth charge!

-LC

Reply [59]: I'm laughing to death.

-asulike

reply [6]: throw a piece of toilet paper before defecation? This method is not appropriate, because the first bomb went down and the toilet paper sank < P >. What about the second bombing? At this time, the water level rises, and it is more difficult to suppress the spray. Besides, it is extremely cool at this time. Although it is < P >, would you like to put another piece of toilet paper?

please continue the discussion downstairs!

-sans

Reply [61]: Throw a little more and you won't sink. Or throw a balloon?

-HUSTCO2

Reply [62]: .....................

-Talrasha

Reply [63]: On the 6th floor, please throw toilet paper while pulling BB ~

Revised on: March 5, 23 at 12: 27: 11

. Big ones are just like Ma Tong. Why can't they get up?

-Yuwenling

Reply [65]: Strong post, be sure to leave your name ~ ~

-William Xin

Reply [66]: Disgusting!

-CAPSICOM

Reply [67]: Stand on it, as long as your S is not huge

, it basically solves the problem < p p>---foxmulder93117

Reply [68]: Sit on this wall, so that you can get on BB from the toilet wall

.

-NICK111

Reply [69]: Passing by

-CCSDF

Reply [7]: I would like to pay tribute to Lou Pig, which is the strongest post I have seen! !

-Jacobl

Reply [71]: The fundamental way is to change the squatting position instead of the toilet, which is more comfortable.

-temjin

reply [72]: strong post, leaving a name

-lythq

reply [73]: actually, it's an old post of mop ...

On bt or MOP

-Tote mopped the floor

reply [74] . Just pull the poop above the water level of the toilet, right?

-lythq

Reply [75]: Ask Fu Mingxia Liang < p p>---haozhiyuan

Reply [76]: Change the toilet!

-elf

Reply [77]: Dip your ass in the water, and then! < p p>---hydracappuccino

reply [78]: Duqiang A ...

-DRH

reply [79]: spam post

-whiteheath

reply [8]: hulun. You can also glide into the water ~ ~

upup

-no fool

Reply [81]: Try to keep bb

waiting until the last point to go out (that is, bb is broken)

So you can lift pp

Should this be ok?

-li2

Reply [82]: Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, Benben, < p p>---majormax

Reply [84]: Are there any people who have used toilets in POP who have not been splashed?

it is certain that the toilet or that toilet will be splashed on PP! The most economical way: find a plastic bag to dig a small hole and put it on PP, with the small hole aimed at the ass! Throw it away when you're done. Don't be afraid of being splashed like this!

-Make a surprise attack

Reply [85]: Buy insurance first! Prevent accidents!

-Dennisong

Reply [86]: I finally saw bt in pop.

-nanxinwan

reply [87]: throw a piece of toilet paper before defecation? This method is not appropriate, because the first bomb went down and the toilet paper sank < P >. What about the second bombing?

on the 6th floor, your toilet is a well, so deep ...

-Lovesony

Reply [88]: Strong paste, well, actually it's not too Bt

-Entity

Reply [89]: Hehe, funny

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You may be unfamiliar with the technique for the first few times. Remember that practice makes perfect! ! !

-LJ21

Reply [91]: Blessed is the landlord. Our company has recently invented a new product "DB －III intelligent stool controller",

which has been reported to the relevant state departments for patent application. In fact, the realization principle is hard and simple: in order to solve the problem that some high-quality < P > stools are easy to splash, a layer of transparent DuPont plastic is installed under the toilet cushion, and a round hole made of stainless steel is arranged in the center of this layer of DuPont material < P >, which is convenient for this side to enter the toilet. The round hole is controlled by a microchip. Every time the distance of < P > is measured by laser, when it is found that the top of the stool has reached the water surface of the toilet, a hay cutter will automatically cut off the stool in the round hole, so that.