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What does it mean for my boyfriend to tell me about the dialogue between the king of his daughter country and Tang Priest?
King of the Daughter Country: Why can't lonely men and women like us in the world pair up? Why are the royal brothers willing to be alone with the ancient Buddha and fly alone? -Tang Priest: Your Majesty, the poor monk promised to become a monk only to save all sentient beings, so that there will be no more disputes between killing and punishment, and no more widowers who are dissatisfied with women. King of the Daughter Country: Since Yu Di has such a big heart, there are still many people in front of you who need your help. -Tang Priest: Hey ... Your Majesty, I am eager to learn from the scriptures. I hope your Majesty will issue the customs clearance documents as soon as possible. -King of the Daughter Country: Don't talk about Buddhist scriptures today. Brother Yu, look at this royal garden with beautiful spring. I'm enjoying it with my brother, okay? ..................................................................................................................................................................................: But I've never enjoyed the happiness on earth. My brother's coming here today is a godsend. In the future, my brother will be enthroned and I will be the queen. From now on, I will fly together. Isn't this a thousand joys? -Tang Priest: Buddha's heart is empty, poor monk's mind is dead, and he has no chance to enjoy the wealth in the world, Amitabha. King of Daughter Country: You said everything was empty, but you closed your eyes. If you open your eyes and look at me, I don't believe your eyes are empty. Dare not open my eyes to look at me. What are you talking about? -Tang Priest: Amitabha. King of Daughter Country: Brother, don't close your eyes, just open your eyes. Tang Priest: What can I do as long as I open my eyes and look at you? King of Girl Country: Brother, do you really dislike me? Today is a rare night, so promise me. -Tang Priest: Your Majesty, the poor monk has vowed to believe in Buddhism and made an appointment with the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. I still hope that your majesty will let the poor monk go to the west. If there is fate in the afterlife ...-King of the daughter country: I only want this life, not the afterlife. We are destined for each other in this life. King of Daughter Country: Brother, just promise me.
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