It’s so funny and deceptive to the circle of friends

Make people funny and deceive people in the circle of friends

Make people funny and deceive people in the circle of friends. Many people like to deceive people and are funny. There will be many deceptions around them. People’s friends make life colorful many times. At the same time, WeChat Moments have become a base for them to deceive people. Let’s take a look at the Moments and related information that make people funny and deceive people. Funny and deceptive to friends 1

1. In the days when there were no women, I took pleasure in teasing men!

2. I love you sincerely, I tell you It's a big adventure.

3. When I was a child, people always called me ugly. One day, a group of gangsters called me ugly, and I got upset and started fighting with them. From then on, I never heard anyone call me ugly again, because I was deafened by their beatings.

4. Every time I miss you is like a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

5. God, I will never call you my father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.

6. My sister is my sister and has never been surpassed!

7. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but it becomes a tragedy when spoken out!

8. Me I don’t hate you because I don’t want to remember you.

9. Mirrors are installed in the school stairs to tell students: ugly people should study more!

10. Mr. Mung Bean is very sad because Ms. Summer Vacation and Mr. Watermelon are gone.

11. Are you tired? Just be tired. Comfort is reserved for the dead.

12. If it is trendy or too trendy, it means it is not mainstream. If you dress sexy, if you are too sexy, you will sit on the stage.

13. The whole school had no water supply for two days. The next day I found that I didn’t recognize many girls in the class.

14. I love you! But in your eyes, I am a hindrance to you.

15. I will take my sunny path, and you will cross your Naihe Bridge.

16. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I cannot tolerate is that the money in my hand is fake...

17. What girls like Boys are the kind of serious people with a little bit of non-seriousness, but this little bit of non-seriousness doesn’t detract from their seriousness.

18. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth over 100 million? Do you want to have enough food and clothing? Do you want to live without worries? Why not stay with me and let the two of us think together.

19. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to accept my torture.

20. Boys have thicker legs than girls, which is the most basic respect for girls.

21. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for the rest of his life.

22. In addition to teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

23. In the season when black stockings are rampant, how can those of us with thick legs be embarrassed?

24. The fairest thing in life It’s that everyone dies.

25. Our goal: Focus on money and make a lot of money.

26. If you can’t tie my heart, don’t call me a philanderer!

27. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important

28. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

29. Don’t use a person’s past to doubt a person’s essence...

30. I am grateful to all those who dropped the ball when I needed you most.

Thirty-one. If you ruin your life, you will be poor for three generations. If you do not touch either, you will become rich and handsome...

Thirty-two. Special people never say that they are special. For example, like me.

33. Don’t think that just because you are tanned can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Thirty-four. When you spend money randomly, you should warn yourself that you are a star chaser.

Thirty-five. It’s noon on hoeing day, so class is really hard.

A little shabby book, I sat there all morning...

36. Don’t say I am arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with animals!

37. Qingruo How could I be so heartbroken if I could control myself...

38. The betrayal of friendship made me instantly see clearly the evil in this world.

Thirty-nine. It turns out that Wukong has always been very sexy: the most powerful leopard print skirt + red stockings + black boots + steel pipe

Forty, forgive me for dressing up, hand Holding the ink pen, frowning, writing furiously, just to help the top students get to the bottom.

41. Don’t always video chat with me when you have nothing to do. You think it’s your TV, and someone comes out when you press it.

42. Watching the time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep...

43. I used to play hard, but now I play hard ...

44. I asked: Does my profile look awesome? He said: It looks like...

45. When I was nine, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to grow up. I will have one in the future. Years later, my dream finally came true. Enough talking, it’s time to cook for my wife.

Forty-six, I am a flash bomb, I may dodge your eyes one day.

Forty-seven, please automatically form a ball and roll out of my eyes in a round way.

48. Thank you for your ruthlessness, let me learn how to be funny and deceive people in the circle of friends 2

Funny jokes in the WeChat circle of friends

1. Turtle Injured, let the snail go buy medicine. Two hours later, the snail still hasn't come back. The turtle became anxious and cursed: "If he doesn't come back, I'll die!" At this time, a snail's voice came from outside the door: "If you don't tell me, I won't go!"

2 , after the father put his son to bed, he returned to his bedroom to prepare for bed. "Dad!" the son shouted. "What's the matter?" "I'm thirsty, can you get me a glass of water?" "Didn't you just drink it? Go to bed, I've turned off the light!" Five minutes later... "Dad! I'm thirsty. , can't you get me a cup?" "Didn't I just say that! You ask me to beat you again!" Another five minutes passed..."Dad!" "What's the matter?" "Come here and beat me. Be sure to bring a glass of water with you!"

3. When he was in school, Mr. A was preparing to change his pants in the dormitory one day. He had just taken off his belt, and unexpectedly several girls came in. He had no choice but to bring Wearing pants, I came to the dormitory next door. Just as he was unbuttoning and about to take off his clothes, several more girls came in unexpectedly. I had no choice but to hold up my pants and go to the door of the next dormitory. Because he was holding up his pants with both hands and was in a hurry, he had no choice but to kick open the dormitory door and shout at the same time: "Is there a woman in there? Is there a woman in there?" He saw a lot of girls sitting in the room, looking at him in horror. ...... -

4. An old man was walking slowly along the street and saw a child standing on tiptoe trying to ring a doorbell, but he still missed the mark. So the old man walked over and said kindly: "Kid, let me ring the doorbell for you." With that, the old man rang the doorbell and did not let go until he was sure that the people inside could hear it. At this time, the child said eagerly to the old man: "Let's run away quickly, quickly!"

5. A girl was so ugly that she couldn't get married and hoped to be abducted. My dream finally came true, but I couldn’t sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: "Let's go, I don't want the car!"

6. Robber: "If you are robbing, get down here!" When he looked at it, He saw a lady lying down and yelled: "Be civilized, I only rob money, not sex!"

7. The ugly man presented ninety-nine roses to Beautiful female colleague: "Marry me! I love you!" Female: "Forget it! I don't feel anything." Male: "Please tell me what's wrong, and I'll change it." Female: "Do you really like me? That! I'll change it."

8. A brother was constipated and couldn't relieve himself in the toilet for a long time. When he was trying his best, he saw a brother rush into the toilet like a storm and entered next to him. As soon as we entered the location, there was a really violent storm. The brother enviously said to the other brother: "Brother, I envy you so much."

"The guy said: "Why are you envious? I haven't taken off my pants yet!"

9. A puppy climbed up on your dining table and crawled towards a roast chicken. You said angrily: "You I dare to do to you whatever you dare to do to that roasted chicken!" As a result, the puppy licked the chicken's butt and you fainted. The puppy said happily: "Young man, let's see who is cruel. "

10. The sleep talk meeting in a certain boys' dormitory lasted until three o'clock in the morning. Suddenly, I wanted to discuss a question: "When you meet a beautiful girl, what should you say first?" A certain guy woke up from his dream and said: " Stop talking, let’s sleep!”

Funny jokes on WeChat Moments

1. A brother went to the toilet and accidentally entered the women’s toilet. Then he found that there was no urinal, which felt wrong. Fortunately, there was no one in the toilet. He walked out as if nothing had happened. When he was opening the door, he met a girl who came in. The girl looked at him, her face turned red and her head lowered. He turned around and went to the men's room...

2. The hunter saw a bird in the sky and fired three shots without hitting it, but the bird still fell down. It turned out that the bird had no bullets. When he was hit, he slapped his chest and said, "I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death!"

3. A man was passing by a cemetery at night and saw a fire, thinking it was a will-o'-the-wisp. Then he threw a brick and the fire moved to another grave. The man picked up another brick and then heard: "Damn it! I can't even take a shit. I'll hit two bricks in one cigarette." "

4. A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man walking towards her with open arms, making a hug, and stepped forward with a kick. The man fell to the ground and cried loudly, saying: "It's a third piece. Oh, who did I offend? Is it so difficult to bring a piece of glass home?"

5. A novice went to collect loan sharks. He took out the IOU and said with a smile: "It's clearly written in black and white on the paper. It says you owe me 1 million! Do you want to default on the debt? The person said that he really didn't have that much money, so he threatened: "Humph! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay the money tomorrow, your house will be like this." "He took out his lighter and burned the IOU...

6. An old farmer was hoeing in the field. A crow flew over and dropped some shit on the farmer's face. The farmer raised his head and cursed. : "CAO your mother! You don't know how to wear underpants when you go out!" Crow said: "CAO! You wear underpants when you poop!"

7. Robber: "Tell me the password to the safe quickly, no. I said I'll kill you!" Female staff: "I won't tell you even if you kill me! I won't tell you if you abuse me!" The robber looked her up and down and said, "You have a beautiful idea!"

8. One day, the animals smelled a very bad smell in front of the Guan Gong Temple. The snake said: "I am so young and would not fart so smelly. It must be a cow." The cow said: "I am a grass eater, so I will not fart so smelly." The pig said: "People who fart will definitely blush." Suddenly Guan Gong rushed out, beat the pig away, and said, "I have told you so many times that my blush is natural." "

9. Ge You invited a friend to dinner, and went to the toilet on the way. When he came back, his pants were wet.

Friend: "Why are your pants wet?" Ge You : “It’s been like this a lot since I became famous. "

Friend: "Does this happen often?"

Ge You: "No! It's often the person next to him who is peeing and suddenly turns around and shouts: Yo! Isn't this Ge You?! '"

10. A woman was urinating in the toilet. A drunk man accidentally entered after drinking. Hearing the sound of peeing, he hurriedly said: "Stop it, I really don't drink anymore!" The woman was frightened. It was broken and I didn’t dare to pee anymore. I couldn’t hold it in and farted. The drunkard said: "I K-AO! Who the hell opened another bottle!" It was so funny and deceptive to the circle of friends 3

1. What to post on April Fool’s Day Moments

1. I just confessed my love!

2. Is it okay to cheat on my feelings today, but not on money?

3. Hello, today is April Fool’s Day, can I trick your heart?

4. Have you noticed that I love you? No...forget it, After all, father's love is silent. 5. There are two kinds of people in the world who are the cutest. One is the one with poor memory, and the other is the one I forgot.

6. Known: Fools. Festival = lying. Because: No one confessed to me on April Fool’s Day. So: It turns out that everyone likes me.

7. Some boys came to give me midnight snacks from seven or eight kilometers away.

What I want to eat is delivered directly to my doorstep... I'm really touched, but the delivery fee is a bit expensive~

8. Report it, I'm starting to fall in love! With a boy I've known for a long time. I really like it so much that I won’t have any negative words from now on, only sweet words! He is also very considerate. As for why he suddenly has a boyfriend? Because today is April Fool's Day!

9. If no one confesses to you on April 1, then no one really likes you. I am a professional confessor, a simple confession for ten yuan, a deep confession for fifty yuan. It's better to act than to have a heartbeat, come and book now, don't wait until the expiration date. (Support vx and zfb) Small business, full of integrity!

10. I am only 21 years old this year. I drive a Mercedes-Benz GLS. My wife has a PhD in Political Science from Tsinghua University. I have an independent villa in the Third Ring Road of Beijing and Shenzhen each. I didn't rely on my parents, friends, or my wife for these things. I imagined them all by myself.

2. Make people funny and deceive people in the circle of friends

1. From the first moment I saw you, I knew that you are a difficult pig to raise.

2. I’m going to start laughing, hahahahahahahahaha. Give me some money after reading this, fifty cents.

3. On the road to understanding me, you have to climb at least so many mountains.

4. The bricks were extremely hot today, and the hot wind blew across my face. I was confused as to when I would be able to live in the rich woman’s heart.

5. Do you know how I have spent these five years? It took me five years! He only grew from four to nine years old! You don't know anything at all! You only care about yourself!