The most classic hilarious jokes in history. What are the most classic hilarious jokes in history?

1. After military training, you have suffered, and crying for your father and mother is in vain. My back is no longer hunched, my legs are no longer bent, and I will no longer be lazy. I washed my clothes myself, and there was no one to remind me when I got up. Friends, you must know that we have grown up, we must be self-reliant and self-reliant, and we hope to achieve higher achievements at a new starting point!

2. The couple was celebrating their tenth wedding anniversary. The wife said to her husband affectionately: Dear, tell me about your feelings in the past ten years? The husband sighed: Getting married is risky and you need to be careful when getting a certificate.

3. I am the one whose virginity was broken last time without bleeding. Today I went to the toilet and actually bled. I am not my aunt. I don't dare to tell my family, I can only ask for help here, what should I do.

4. I heard that your return rate has been quite high recently. I was very puzzled, so I secretly took a look at you, only to find out that it was because you had gained weight. I really couldn’t read it all at a glance. Take care of yourself, my friend.