Complete works of economists' jokes

1? A group of students in the martial arts school are about to graduate. The teacher told them: "After going out, don't compete with economists, because they all have an invisible hand." 2? The teacher asked: what is useless to human beings and human beings can't get rid of it? Student: Flies. The teacher shook his head violently. The student replied again: Ascaris. The teacher shook his head again. The student replied again: economist. The teacher nodded violently. 3? Student: Since the market is omnipotent, what's the use of economists? Teacher: Because economists can bring us happiness, but the market can't. How to eliminate queuing shopping in market economy. Is to raise the price. 5 Some people say that Christopher? Columbus was the first economist. His discovery? America? Travel, when you leave, you don't know where your destination is; I didn't know where I was when I set foot on American soil. The most important thing is that all this is done with * * * funding. A new theorem of the economics of cultural differences has aroused heated discussion since it was published. Englishman: "Can your theorem stand the test of facts?" German: "Does your theorem conflict with other basic theorems?" Frenchman: "Can you translate this theorem into French?" Japanese: "Is your teacher a famous professor?" 7 social contribution A: "What did economists do?" Already: "In the short term, they have done a lot, but in the long term, they have done nothing." 8 There are degrees of length. It is said that Debrou once said that economics papers should be as short as women's skirts, making others feel * * *; Long enough to make people think there is something in it. Economists have predicted nine of the past five recessions. 10 An economist returned to his alma mater and was very interested in the present examination questions. So he asked the teacher who had taught him to take out the examination questions. To his great surprise, the exam questions now are exactly the same as those he answered ten years ago. He asked the teacher why this happened. The teacher replied, "Although the question hasn't changed, the answer has changed." 1 1 A simple method to remove moisture from statistical data. The number of enemy casualties can be counted by the following methods: the number of our army bulletins divided by 2.5, and the number of enemy bulletins multiplied by 4 is half. This is almost close to the actual figure. 12 Four Golden Laws of Econometrics A. Think boldly;