Does anyone know of a joke about the famous brand advertisement about the student and the principal?

A spicy composition and teacher’s comments by a little girl from a mountain village

I recently went to the countryside and stayed in a rural farmhouse in the mountains. I was browsing the little girl’s composition and I accidentally found it. I suddenly found many humorous sentences that made people laugh, think about them again and again, and suddenly felt a touch of sadness.

1. Cousin Yue told me that everyone has his or her own knife skills for killing pigs and buttocks. I think so. Some people kill pigs’ feet, and some people kill them. In the movie, being a killer seems to be a job that makes money. (Teacher’s comment: Is this killer a conjugation of a noun, or a misuse of it?)

2. When I got up early today, my mother went to the field. There was no one in the field, only a pig running slowly and quickly. (Teacher’s comment: What’s the relationship between your mother and pigs, or do you have bad eyesight? What’s the best way to run slowly and quickly?)

3. Aunt Wang next door is too warm-hearted and sometimes talks too much Came but heartless. (Teacher’s comment: Rich vocabulary)

4. My mother said that there is no spare money at home for me to go to school. After I can read some words, I will find money to work. (Teacher’s comment: Are you going to work for travel expenses? This kind of omission is not good, or it is an inversion.)

5. The eldest daughter of the village uncle Wang heard that he was a concubine in Guangzhou, and she repaired it when she came back. Building a foreign house, I don’t know why being a wife can make money in this way. If we teachers also become wives, we don’t have to live in a shabby house. (Teacher’s comment: The little old boy is not as good as the big wife. He must have non-concepts since childhood.)

6. Last time I went online for the first time in a village or town, the Internet said that it is not good for women to do chicken, but I want men to do it. Chickens are even worse and cannot lay eggs. (Teacher’s comment: That chicken is not this chicken. You will understand later.)

7. The sun is like a freshly baked pancake, steaming hot, making me swallow my saliva. (Teacher’s comment: Is that an exaggeration?)

8. The annoying boy in the back seat is really hateful. He always kicks me from behind and stuffs me with toffee. He says he works in the city. Brought back by my uncle. But one time, I found that the candy in my mouth was my own skin scraper, which he had dismembered and put inside. (Teacher’s comment: It’s more vivid, but the hands and feet are not distinguishable.)

9. My dad played hooligans on my mom while we were asleep. I heard my mom scold him: He’ll chop off his head. (Teacher’s comment: Can you still hear it when you are asleep?)

10. The teacher said that rain changes from clouds. I think women also change from clouds. It rains all the time. (Teacher’s comment: spiritual)

11. Our school has built a new house, and we all feel like new people. I really like the big playground, which can accommodate at least fifty buffaloes. (Teacher’s comment: “Newcomer” has a special meaning. The playground is for people to move around, not for cows to cultivate.)

12. Grandma came back from the city last time and said she saw many people on TV. Fighting for a ball makes the game exciting, why not each serve one? I also find it funny, but grandma is uneducated and has no knowledge. Our country is still poor now. It is too wasteful to give one to each person. (Teacher’s comment: Your grandma can understand, but you can’t forgive)

13. The teacher told us today that we should work harder while we are young. Yes, in this era, some people take advantage of their youth to eat more, some take advantage of their youth to become a good man, and some people take advantage of their youth to commit crimes, otherwise they will not be able to steal or rob them if they die. (Teacher’s comment: What logic? Bullshit!)

14. Today, the teacher specifically talked to us about puppy love. Anyway, I don’t want to fall in love prematurely. Should I wait until now? (Teacher’s comment: How old are you? Say something like this?)

15. I read in a magazine that falling in love is beautiful, but early love is like eating green berries. People are hard to explain. The old man who guarded the orchard in our village never let us in, but once, I saw him stealing green fruits from the garden and eating them, so he said the green fruits were tempting. (Teacher’s comment: The direction is basically correct, but the more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes.)