The joke of Netscape?

One day, the candidates of Qingxue couldn't stand the terrible dried vegetable juice any longer ...

Long Ma: "Senior Gan, don't show off your vegetable juice in front of us, you are still mad at madamadadane!"

Taocheng: "Yes! Can you take hamburgers instead? （？ ) "

Haitang: Psst (translation: it's really terrible, it makes me indigestion ...)

Juwan: Yes! You'll throw up when you see that!

dashi: everyone has said so. should we take care of everyone's health, too?

Kawamura: Then ... use mustard sushi instead ...

Bubu: Long's proposal is good ...

Long Ma: No!

Tezuka: Since everyone wants it so strongly, then do it. Let's not drink vegetable juice in the future, let's run laps!

gan: you hate my work so much! But there is still so much dried juice, what a pity to waste it!

Coach Ryozaki: Well, let's divide the work and sell this. We'll organize a trip with the money (who will buy it ...)

All "utsu!"

Coach Takasaki: In order to let people know about the products, you should find someone as the image spokesperson and shoot an advertisement as publicity, do you understand?

everyone "utsu!" again.

Tezuka: Bubuji, who do you recommend?

buji: whoever invented it will be the spokesperson!

Fuck (eyebrows quiver slightly, thinking that the abdomen is darker than expected ...): Still ... Forget it. Well, I remember Fudomine's deep eloquence seemed good (? ) ah, please ask him to advertise for us ...

Tezuka: Well, then, please get into the company's business, no matter what, please! Go all out!

buji: ok!

(Fudomine Middle School ...)

Buji: Orange Jun, it's been a long time. I want to ask Shensijun something ... (Buji tells the story)

Tachibana kippei: This ...

Shensi (suddenly interrupted): Your minister is really a troublemaker if I want to advertise, but how can I just go out and shoot advertisements for you when I have such an important exercise, but Captain Orange?

Buji (smiling): Well, it's a deal, please, Shensijun ...

A week later, the advertisement of Ganshi vegetable juice was released on time ...

Shensi: Ganshi vegetable juice, abbreviated as dry juice, has the effect of prolonging life in beauty beauty. A famous singer named orochimaru is our loyal user. He drank dry juice to make his tongue different, and called him big tongue pill.

passerby a: is this thing drinkable?

Tezuka: Huh? Do you doubt it? Go! Penalty run 1 laps!

passerby a (? ): ..... (slipped away)

Passerby B: Is this really as clever as advertised?

Dashi: You ... Alas ... How can I put it? For your health, forget it, don't buy it ... (Kind ...)

Passerby C: How much is this?

fuji (smiling): it's very cheap, 5YEN!

passerby c: ah ... (drooling ...)

Bubu: well, how many drinks do you need?

passer-by c (thinking: how can there be such a handsome man in the world ...): 3 glasses! (brain is temporarily short-circuited ...)

Buji: OK, here you are, take care!

passerby c (come to my senses ... why did I buy so many? After a sip: foaming at the mouth, I still think of my smile when I fall down ...)

Passerby D: Kid, give me a drink ...

Dragon Horse: (afraid of taking out the ball) serve the ball externally!

passerby d: ah-(falling down)

dragon horse: MADAMADADANE Dane!

passerby e: is this delicious?

Haitang: Psst! Try it if you have seed! )

Passerby E: (I seem to have gone the wrong way. Am I in the Amphibian Pavilion? )

Passerby F: Boy, how much is this?

Taocheng: Call me boy? Give me a punch!

Passerby F: Ow-

Taocheng: Lucky, I hit it!

passerby g: teenagers (the father of the dragon horse? ) How much is this?

river village: burning! great! Buy it! Drink it! Let uncle Ben see your pain! .....

Passerby G: (Scared away ...)

Passerby H: How much is it?

kikumaru: I don't know. It's worthless anyway. Let me give you a drink!

passerby h (so kind, after taking a sip ...) What do you ... have against me? .....

Passerby I: Do you have a business license?

what?

passerby I: chengguan! Come with us ...