What are the cold jokes on New Year's Day _ classic cold jokes on New Year's Day

20 19' s new year's day is coming. During the Chinese New Year, we will get together, talk and laugh, and of course tell jokes. The following small series will share with you a cold joke about New Year's Day. Everyone should hold it.

1, there is a couple who are joking for the New Year.

The wife asked: Why is it called Chinese New Year?

Husband said:? Yuan? It means beginning and cycle. Eggs? All round celestial bodies are round from the beginning to the present. Round? And then what? Eggs? It's actually the same thing. Because it is easier to read together, it is called? Round egg? The wife said: You talk nonsense! What are the names of the round ones? Ball? Is it flat and round? Eggs? So what!

2. What is your annual salary?

B: 960,000.

A: 80,000 that month!

Yes, this is my basic salary.

A: Not bad. What do you do?

B: dreaming?

Wish: Happy New Year's Day, a dream come true!

In winter, the chairs on some buses are very cold.

On New Year's Day, my friends and I waited for the bus at the station.

Soon a relatively empty car came.

As soon as the car stopped, my friend rushed up.

When I got up, I asked him: Why are you in such a hurry?

He said proudly:? While the chair is still hot! ?

4. The boss said to his wife: Eat! Sleep!

Say to the beauty: have a meal and sleep.

Say to your lover: eat and sleep.

Say to Xiaomi: Eat and sleep.

Say to the staff: what to eat! Sleep what! Overtime on new year's day

5, an egg ran to Shandong and turned into a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg;

An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. It turned into a missile. An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb. An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb.

An egg is sick. As a result, it becomes a bad egg.

An egg got married and turned into an asshole;

An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb.

An egg ran into the flowers and turned into a Hua Dan; An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turned out to be Beijing Opera Blues. An egg rolled round and round and turned into a round egg? Happy new year!

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