Humorous and meaningful jokes

Humorous and connotative jokes

Humorous and connotative jokes: Tang Sanzang: "Bajie, take two steps to show me your master." Zhu Bajie: Master, why do you suddenly want to see your disciple running? Tang Sanzang: Oh, I’m ashamed to say it! My master grew up in a temple and has never eaten pork or seen a pig running. ?

Humorous and meaningful jokes 1

1. I was chatting with my colleagues about my desire to get a driver’s license. My colleague quietly said, “I can push a cart in the workshop.” It's been two years and I'm still banging against the wall. You dare to drive and the whole city is under martial law! I'll go, it hurts my self-esteem!

2. When I bought underwear and tried on bras today, the girl helped me adjust it. Seeing that her hands were frostbitten, I felt sorry for a 19-year-old girl and touched her hands. Then the little girl said she went out to help me get my underwear and never came in again? Was there a misunderstanding?

3. What does it mean to have a friend who is a martial arts fan? When we go shopping together, our girlfriends and friends are all arm-in-arm, holding hands and leisurely, but that idiot is the only one who has a tight grip on my pulse and drags me around. run.

4. Someone asked me: Do you snore in your sleep? How do you know if you snore when you are asleep? If I snore in my sleep, I would have been beaten to death by my teacher as early as high school! !?

5. There was a girl who celebrated her birthday one day, and her boyfriend celebrated it with her. Girl: Thank you for remembering my birthday. Boyfriend: Of course, and the way you turned off the lights and blew out the candles was so beautiful just now. It reminded me of a warm movie. Girl: What movie? Boyfriend: Ghost blows out the lamp. Humorous and meaningful jokes 2

1. Today when I was waiting for the bus at work, a couple was kissing me. The man kept trying to kiss me, but the woman kept hiding. The woman kept talking while hiding. ：Don't make trouble. There's someone else next to you. The man didn't listen and made a fuss for a while and gave up before even kissing me. When the woman saw that the man stopped kissing her, she slapped him and said, "Why don't you stop kissing me? Do you think you don't like me anymore?" I saw that man's face was full of humiliation?.

2. I have only had a gray parrot for a year and a half. At first, I was afraid that it would be a silly bird that didn't speak, but now it has become a talkative one. Talking all day long, you only shut up when you turn off the lights at night?

3. My wife told me as soon as I got off work: I bought a house for my brother. I was shocked: Who is the brother, and where did the money come from? I saw my wife immediately took out a pair of men's underwear with an elephant trunk from behind: "Here! It's for your little brother!" When I saw it, the label on the underwear said: From now on I will shoot you. The eggs are separated and we say goodbye to our humble home!

4. There was a woman who wanted to jump off a building. Many people gathered around to watch. The police tried to persuade her for a long time but failed. At the moment of crisis, a man from YTO Express passed by and shouted to the woman. Say, you have express delivery! The woman actually came down. . . . Three humorous and meaningful jokes

1. Each industry has its own ancestor: the carpenter worships Lu Ban; the tofu shop worships Liu An; the silk industry worships Lei Zu. The founder of the express delivery company should be Santa Claus. Every December 24th, the boss of the express delivery company leads all the salesmen to worship the ancestor under the Christmas tree to commemorate this legendary figure in the express delivery industry who delivered hundreds of millions of packages overnight and never allowed customers to open packages for inspection before signing for receipt.

2. Grandma has recently caught up with the fashion and insists on her grandson teaching her to use QQ to chat. On this day, grandma pointed to her grandson’s QQ friends’ avatars and asked: “What do these colored ones mean?” The grandson explained: “These are online friends.” Grandma asked again: "Where is the one jumping up and down?" The grandson replied with a smile: "That's someone talking to me." ?Grandma pointed to the avatars of several friends who were not online and asked: ?Are these disgraced friends gone? When the grandson heard this, he asked in surprise: ?How did you know? Unexpectedly, grandma showed a disdainful expression. Said: "The black and white photos have been hung up, so they must be gone." ?

3. I wanted to eat instant noodles on the train, and I swung the condiment bag around. If I wasn’t careful, it flew out. When I looked closely, I saw a man with a head full of condiments spinning around. He turned around and said leisurely: Girl, you are trying to pick me up. .

4. Ivan wanted to drink, so he borrowed a silver coin from a Jew in the village.

They both negotiated terms: Ivan would pay double the money next spring, during which time he would use the ax as collateral. Just as Ivan was about to leave, the Jew stopped him: "Ivan, wait a minute, I remembered something. It will be difficult for you to collect two silver coins by next spring. Wouldn't it be better for you to pay half of it now?" These words made Ivan enlightened. He returned the silver coins, walked on the road and thought about it for a while, and then said to himself: "Strange thing, the silver coins are gone, the ax is gone, I still owe one silver coin? What about the Jew?" It makes sense. ? ;