What jokes can be told for a year?

1. My neighbor's child's name is Zhu Chuan. Every time his mother buys clothes for him, she always tells people that they are for our family Zhu Chuan ...

2. My wife gave me 1 yuan lucky money during the Spring Festival. I made a concession according to the traditional custom of China, just for a moment. My wife actually took it back, and said not to forget it, and we'll talk about it next year ... the money we got, the cooked duck ... < P > 3. When Chen cursor returned to China, he was stopped by a reporter who came in a hurry at the airport and asked, "Mr. Chen, was your acquisition of new york Times rejected by the other party?" Chen cursor waved and said, "You don't have to buy it. It's free on the return flight."

4. I believe that time can really change a person, just like you were ugly before, and then you became uglier and uglier.

5. A friend planted some garlic seedlings in the dormitory, saying that it would add some greenery to the dormitory. He worked hard to raise them for two weeks. Yesterday, when I was cooking noodles, I felt bad taste, so I pinched two and put them in the bowl. As a result, when he came back, he cried with the remaining garlic seedlings in his arms and insisted that I pay for it. As for it? I had no choice but to give him the cabbage I had raised for two months.