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I just like the way you look at me and can't get rid of me.

1. Buyer: Hello? Seller: Sorry, I only sell mobile phones!

3. Give yourself a little confidence. Don't sit in the right position when others mention being fat, because you may not be able to sit down.

Only those who can keep secrets can get more secrets.

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, there are too many chefs who have streaked for more than 20 years!

6. Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

7. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future partner. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet. . .

8. I never lie, except this sentence.

9. I just like the way you look at me and can't get rid of me.

10, your every move, your voice, your face and your smile are all over my mind, scarred.

1 1. It is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

12, also holding a telescope, was called a general on the battlefield and became a rogue at home.

13, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person;

14, just finished strengthening the equipment in the game, and finally added it.

15. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resigned, I gave him two Chinese coins and killed him.

16, you always stop and go on the road of feelings. Are you clumsy?

17, fate makes you lose a big lang, and finally you will get a big lang back.

18. Every time I accidentally drop melon seeds, I feel that there is nothing in life that I can't let go.

19, I like to make friends with women! High-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation!

20. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

I like the way you can't get used to me and get rid of me.

1. When I get rich, I will take money to kill those who insulted my parents with money.

No matter how you explain some things, it won't help. Just don't explain them. .

I don't know music, so sometimes I don't do things reliably and speak fluently.

4. Don't be sad, don't cry, don't envy, don't be jealous, happiness is more important than anything else.

Do you think I lost my temper after being a good person for a long time?

All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?

7. Trust is like a piece of paper. It is wrinkled. Even if it is smooth, it cannot be restored.

8. What two people miss each other is called love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.

9. Are you used to the man I trained?

10. The coolest mood phrase: How to put on a wedding dress without going through a few scum?

1 1. If someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

12. I treat you as my life and you treat me as sick.

13. What you say in love is called love words. When you break up and fall out, you think it's all a joke

14. As long as you can remember me, even if you hate me. When I try to hate you, I will think of your smile.

15. Always face the sun, so you can't see the shadow.

16. I always break out in your silence, but you become more silent after I break out …

17. You can't just put on a wedding dress without going through a few scum.

18. Dreams are for chasing, not for fantasy.

19. I have never been known by anyone, so I have not been forgotten by anyone. Living in other people's memories is not my purpose.

20. I am online, you are offline, I am invisible, you are online, I am alive, why don't you die?

2 1. I like the way you can't get used to me and get rid of me.

22. If you quarrel with your girlfriend, you will win. In the end, you will be single.

23. It is said that bamboo has no intention, but no one thinks about where its heart has gone!

24. I prefer knives to fatal injuries.

25. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

In those days, we all liked to write our lover's name on the desk.

27. Why is it so painful to forget someone? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

The one who praised me the most said, I like the way you don't like me and can't do it.

First, to like the person you like, to do what you want to do, as these are the last willfulness in youth.

Second, if you care about something deeply enough, others will think it is robbery when they touch it.

Third, I like that we make the teacher angry, and then he shouts: I can't go, study by myself!

Fourth, some people just can't stand it anymore. If you are not angry with him, he won't know how much he has gone too far.

There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

You should take good care of your black hair, picky belly and smiling eyes.

Advertisements always appear at the best time, and you always leave when I love you the most.

You won't go to the barber shop where you cut your hair. You won't go to a restaurant with a bad stomach again. Why do people who hurt you over and over love you?

Nine, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing.

There is always a time in life when we are full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely. If you fail, you fail. Why so much nonsense!

I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

12. I love you, just like a beam of light, with a beginning but no end.

Thirteen, memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

Fourteen, people are contradictory, eager to be understood, but afraid of being seen through.

Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

Sixteen, probably because I like it so much, I would like to be with you in any capacity.

What I give may not be all you want, but it must be all I have.

The world is like a giant doll machine. I stand outside the glass window and miss you.

Nineteen, I always feel like a person who has recovered from a serious illness, and there is always a painful scar.

If you don't work hard, it will be the same after one year, only one year older.

Twenty-one, I just love watermelon, watermelon juice is not delicious, watermelon candy is not delicious, just like I like you, look like you, and have a temper like you, either you or you.

Twenty-two, afraid of losing, so afraid of having; Afraid of cheating, so I can't believe it; I am afraid of being seen through, so I have been pretending; I want to be strong, so I have been trying to be brave; I don't want to give up, so I have been insisting; I don't want to cry, so I always pretend to laugh; I don't want to be left behind, so I'd rather be alone; Don't want to be bound by the past, so choose to forget the past; I don't want to say goodbye, so I'd rather not meet.

Twenty-three, sometimes, you have to let go to understand whether it is really worth having.

24. What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.

25. suddenly knowing that you overestimate your position in others' hearts is like someone slapping you derisively, which is not specific, but it hurts.

26. I hate being betrayed when I am careful, and I hate getting away when I trust others.

Twenty-seven, have you ever been cut by a page? I heard it was the revenge of the tree.

Thanks to my imperfection, I can see who is really good to me.

Twenty-nine, if there is anything at school, come to us. Holding a parent-teacher meeting to scare parents is not a skill!

Don't say I've changed. I just know how others treat me, so I have to treat others as well.

When I see you again, please be sure to have a strong wind and give me reason to cry.

Thirty-two, people are mean, don't lose something, never know the value of that thing.

Thirty-three, I like the way you don't like me and can't do it!

Thirty-four, I can't hold the wind to go, nor can I hold the whole sky.

Chatty: When I like you, I think you like me when you look at me one more time.

1. I remember I wanted others to show off you, but now you have become my taboo.

I would rather tuck you in than say good night.

I was young and frivolous, until I met you, I always wanted to live a long life.

I have nothing to say about the fact that I like you. I accept.

It feels very happy to roll the road with the person you like, and it feels like shoveling shit to visit the Aegean Sea with the person you don't like.

I will never love anyone, even you.

7. Logger Vick can't cut down trees, the wolf can't catch sheep, Tom can't catch Jerry, monsters can't eat Tang Priest, and I can't catch your heart.

8. Your lips are beautiful, suitable for kissing and saying you love me.

9. At the beginning, your careless words became the future that I tried to realize.

10. Like a person, you can't hide it at all, just like sunrise and sunset are so natural, even if you want to hide it, your gentle eyes have said everything.

1 1. I can't tell you how much I like you, but I'd rather quarrel with you than turn around and love others.

12. I said I would travel all over the world, but now I just want to brush my teeth with you.

13. The best state of a woman in love is: I can give myself what you can give me, but I just want you to give it.

14. When I like you, the more you look at me, the more I think you like me.

15. She went to the movies with her best friend, and when she was nervous during the performance of Death, she held her best friend's hand until the end of the performance. Later, I was pushed into the corner. Because of night blindness, she can't see clearly, so she can only hold her best friend's hand tightly. Passing the steps, she threw herself down, and the people next to her reached out and grabbed her. Her voice was very low: Be careful, she was frightened: Who are you? He smiled: the person you forced to hold the whole movie.

16. Love is like express delivery. Falling in love is just a moment, and more is waiting.

17. The testimonials to be sent at the wedding are: thank you for misunderstanding, differences, quarrels, paranoia, bash elbows, and not breaking up.

18. He is never handsome, but you love him.

19. The person who really likes you will go out to find you even if you throw him into the women's group.

20. It is because I like you so much that when you touch my bottom line, I can only lose my temper carefully and finally say sorry to you.

2 1. I really miss you, your drooping eyebrows, your dumb voice and the way you look at me.

I have heard all your stories, but I told you all my stories in detail. /calculate/

23. The boy didn't take the initiative to find a girl, indicating that he really didn't want to talk to her. The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.

24. After you, you will meet better people, but you will not be as desperate as you were at the beginning.

25. Some people are kind to you, first sweet and then bitter. At first, you felt very much in love, but in the end, it grew weaker and weaker, and soon you broke up. And some people are slow to heat. At first, you will feel so cold that you don't even want to talk about it. The longer you stay in touch, the better he will be to you. Because the person who loved you at the beginning wanted you; People who love you to the end want to be with you.

26. There is always a person in my heart who is concerned, but there is no intersection.

27. You are like the best snack of the year, and I have put on weight for you seriously.

28. You wanted to give him a candy, so you bought a handful of candy and gave it to everyone. Finally, you casually open your hand to him: hey! Are you going to eat or not?

29. I intend to love you for a long time, and I have no intention of giving up.

30. There will always be people who change their bottom line to cater to you. He is not born with a good temper, but he is particularly afraid of losing you, so he would rather spoil you more and more.