Who has a joke about etiquette? Urgent! ! !

1. One day, the teacher was scolded by her husband before, and she was very upset. At the beginning of the class, she walked into the classroom, and the students stood up to say hello to her. Everyone said, "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher was angry and said, "am I not good in the afternoon?" The students said, "Good afternoon, teacher! The teacher said, "What does that add up to?" Good morning, good afternoon and good evening, teacher! "said the students.

An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "

The American was the first to be hit by the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass." Mats, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left.

When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama.

China people slowly get down and say slowly, "Come on, give me the Japanese mat." …

3. An old man went to the hospital by bus because of otitis media. On the way, a young man next to the old man smelled a strange smell and scolded, "Why is your old man's ear so smelly?" The old man said, "Because he listens to dirty words."

I haven't heard from you for a long time. I feel very distressed. I want to die. I cut my pulse with potato chips and hit my head with tofu. I jumped from a building with a parachute and hanged myself with noodles, but I didn't die. Buy me a meal and kill me.

In a quiet self-study class, a student said to the teacher, "Teacher, I want to fart."

The teacher said, "Please speak in civilized language."

The student thought for a moment and said, "Excuse me, teacher, my ass wants to burp."