Ask some jokes about dancing

We came to the ballroom, where there were already many people. Light music is playing now, and everyone is dancing a slow three-step dance. This group of men and women in our class immediately combined freely and walked off the dance floor in succession. I can't jump, so I have to find a dark corner to sit down. Not long after, a little girl came timidly, bent down and said something to me, probably asking me to dance-the music was too loud to hear clearly. I shook my head at her and said, "sorry, miss, I can't jump." But the music was so loud that she didn't hear it clearly and stood in front of me respectfully. I waved to her again, but she still wouldn't go. At the end of the song, the music was turned down. I took time to say to her, "Sorry, miss, I really can't dance." She said blankly, "sir, can you give up the access door?" I want to go to the bathroom. "

Carmel is determined to be a ballet dancer.

She said, "It is my only wish to make every movement elegant and perfect."

She practiced tiptoe rotation over and over again, repeatedly propping herself up on tiptoe, standing on one leg, stretching her forearms and raising her hind feet. These five basic postures were repeated hundreds of times a day. Under the scorching desert sun, she has been practicing for several months, with blisters on her feet and aches all over, but she never thought about stopping practicing.

Finally, the camel said, "Now I am a dancer." She performed and danced in front of invited friends and critics. After the dance, she bowed deeply and thanked everyone.

None of the audience applauded.

One of them said, "As a critic and the spokesman of this group of partners, I must tell you frankly that your movements are clumsy and ugly, and your back is arched and round." Like us, you were born a camel, you can't be a ballet dancer, and you can't be a ballet dancer in the future! "

Some in the audience chuckled and some laughed loudly. In this way, they left through the desert

"They think so is wrong. I trained hard, and there is no doubt that I have become an excellent ballet dancer. I dance just for fun, so I will keep dancing. "

She really did, which made her happy for many years.

He who is content is happy.

One day, a passenger came to the gorilla in the zoo. The commentator said, "This orangutan can imitate human movements." The passengers danced and so did the orangutans. The passenger pulled out the gorilla's eyelids and the gorilla hit the passenger. The passenger asked the commentator angrily, "How did the orangutan hit me?" The commentator concluded, "Pulling eyelids means calling the other person a fool in orangutan language. The next day, the passenger hit himself on the head with this stick, and the orangutan immediately pulled out the passenger's eyelids.

Deaf dance

A stranger, led by his friend and a doctor, went to a dance held by a hospital for the deaf.

"How to invite deaf-mute girls to dance?"

"Just smile at her and nod your head." A friend told him.

So he chose a beautiful girl, smiled at her, nodded and began to dance. When they finished the fourth round, a young man came over.

"Dear, when will you dance with me? You haven't danced with me for an hour! "

"I know, dear, but I don't know how to get rid of this deaf and dumb guy.

Bernard Shaw invited an elderly woman to dance at a dance. The lady is very excited. She thinks she has something extraordinary. Bernard Shaw dismissed her "stupid idea" in time, using humor. He said, "I asked you to dance because it's a charity ball, isn't it?"

Lisa went to a dance, and because there was no partner in the ballroom, she had to sit around and be bored. Then it is small.

Lisa was very happy with the person who spilled it.

The man asked, "Miss, do you want to dance?" "

Lisa stood up quickly and said politely, "thank you, ok."

"Great!" The man said, "I can sit in your chair."